Mario Ortiz-Robles @mortizrobles

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PSG just phenomenal tonight!

31.05.2025 20:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ajolote charro :D

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14.03.2025 17:02 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is so dumb. Great way to serve your students, Texas!

14.03.2025 16:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah; not surprised. I tried cementing the masonry on my porch with vinegar, but it didn't hold.

10.03.2025 20:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How can democrats become more proactive in making government more efficient without cutting the programs that make a real difference to folks for whom regulations have not leveled the playing field?

06.03.2025 15:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

#BlueskyResistance #Voices4Victory #ProudBlur
Advertisement at a London bus stop. Ya gotta love the British…

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Calling yourself king doesn't make you a king. Scoring unbelievable goals and playing as though you were dancing samba makes you o rei.

21.02.2025 18:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

✊

21.02.2025 18:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wow! Getting "Fantastic Mr. Fox" vibes with this pic.

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Here’s a description of the rejected ad. Does anyone have the actual copy? It should be disseminated widely.

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Napoleon Don-a-fraud

16.02.2025 20:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

True. And in this case, it allows him to head a prestigious cultural institution, which he was never able to do in NYC.

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Trump is unleashing sadism upon the world. But we cannot get overwhelmed

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Freuds

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Sorry, Mexico and Canada, we elected a dimwitted shitheel

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Freuds

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Worried about a fascist takeover? This sheet-pan paella will make you feel like you’re in 1930s Spain.

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Gauld suggests sorting books according to whether you've read them, intend to read, pretend you've read, will never read etc etc

More from cartoonist/illustrator Tom Gauld ~ here, he devises an obviously better way for us to organise our bookshelves. To which I’d add another category for “books I think I borrowed from someone but can’t remember who” www.tomgauld.com

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How long can leftovers be left over before they enter Tupperware purgatory?

30.11.2024 15:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.

Oiräm, a bookcase for high school trophies

29.11.2024 18:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Eve Sedgwick

20.11.2024 19:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

"Reading Reading ;)" and "The Matter of Matter ;)" I'm afraid...

18.11.2024 15:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

tag yourself, I'm "it's a dick" 🐳

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The national, Madison, WI

12.11.2024 02:04 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

The Diplomat

12.11.2024 01:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'll have to try it!

28.10.2024 15:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Jorie Graham
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"Are you okay?" MN, January 2026 Recent book“To 2040”,’23(Laurel Prize for Ecological Writing) Carcanet (UK)Copper Canyon (US). “The Dream of The Unified Field”(Pulitzer Prize for Poetry)“Killing Spree”(FSG coming May 2026)

Erika McEntarfer
@erikamcentarfer

Former head of the Bureau of Labor Statistics. Ex-Council of Economic Advisers, Census, Treasury. Current: Distinguished policy fellow at Stanford/SIEPR. Opinions my own.

Alex Calder
@dralexjcalder

Dominic O'Key
@dominicokey

Teaching Associate at the University of Cambridge: https://www.english.cam.ac.uk/people/Dominic.O'Key / Creaturely Forms in Contemporary Literature: http://bit.ly/35GSkyE

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Postcard From The Past
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Democracy Defenders Action
@democracydefendersaction.org

Democracy Defenders Action brings together a bipartisan, all-star team of experts to fight autocracy, protect the constitution and safeguard American democracy. https://linktr.ee/DemocracyDefendersAction

Brandy Schillace
@bschillace.brandyschillace.com

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Jen Psaki
@jenpsaki

Mom of 2, Host of @briefingwithpsaki.bsky.social Tuesday-Friday at 9pm ET on MS NOW.

Fresh Air with Terry Gross & Tonya Mosley
@nprfreshair

Peabody Award-winning interviews with artists, authors, journalists and luminaries. Produced at WHYY in Philadelphia, distributed by NPR. https://www.youtube.com/@thisisfreshair

Mark Carney
@mark-carney

Prime Minister of Canada and Leader of the Liberal Party | Premier ministre du Canada et chef du Parti libéral markcarney.ca

Princeton University Press
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Princeton University Press is an independent nonprofit publisher. Our books spark engaging discussions and present bold ideas from leading experts worldwide.

Lauren Groff
@legroff

Writer

Daniel Drezner
@dandrezner

Political science professor, academic dean, writer, podcaster, shaker of hands with Mel Brooks — you know, the usual kinks.

Crooked Media
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the only 100% correct opinions in politics and culture. not just what’s wrong but how to fix it. first step is: Vote Save America

Rémi Forte
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Barack Obama
@barackobama

Dad, husband, President, citizen. barackobama.com