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Uber driver SUCKED me off

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NEW: The private jet that flew 10 shackled migrants to an Eswatini prison last weekend is owned by Israeli-American billionaires with close ties to Trump.

It’s oligarchs all the way down.

My first for @zeteo.com:

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nihilism, but as a fashion critique

before i read your sentence i thought this was AI slop

we added an N to keith to make it even less appealing

What are the rules 🎶

every day is one day closer to the day it finally happens

Al Jazeera: Israeli forces have continued their attacks on Gaza despite the announcement, carrying out strikes in both the north and south of the enclave.

Scoop: Mamdani ally weighs challenging Hakeem Jeffries Just talking about a potential campaign could drive a further wedge between Mamdani — the democratic socialist in line to be New York's next mayor — and Rep. Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.)

This is exactly what we need. This is it.

"New York City Council member Chi Ossé, a close ally of Zohran Mamdani, is privately discussing a run against House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.)"

i just want to apologize for disrespecting Stan Rogers. but i also want to do a full version of Biden’s Privateers

sucking off a member of the national guard and looking back at Ryan for approval like a contestant on The Price Is Right

Lingo (American game show) - Wikipedia

that already exists and RuPaul hosts it

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Oh, the year was two thousand twenty one
How I wish I was in Rehoboth now

barking up the wrong tree kaydee

"In the charges filed Sunday, prosecutors notably did not mention a loaded gun in Martinez’s car that was referenced in a previous statement by the Department of Homeland Security."

Israel accused of detaining Greta Thunberg in infested cell and making her hold flags Activist tells Swedish officials she has been subjected to harsh treatment, including insufficient food and water

EXCLUSIVE: In correspondence seen by the Guardian, Greta Thunberg has told Swedish officials she is being subjected to harsh treatment in Israeli custody after her removal from the Gaza aid flotilla, including insufficient food and water.

“Stephen Miller is a desperate loser who knows he’s failing” is not especially comforting or convincing to me right now

for our second anniversary my wife bought us Heelys

this is how you slide the buttfumble down your obit

Kakakateri i am issuing a full apology and a withdrawal

no we’re not that lucky. but it won’t be forever. hopefully soon

i never beat this game i need to go back and beat this game and save the zoombinis!!!!!!

you just unlocked a deep archive memory

oh my god is this zoombinis

AI Overview In the Coen Brothers' film Burn After Reading, the line "What did we learn, Palmer?" is a rhetorical question asked by the character Harry Pfarrer (played by George Clooney) to his superior, which is met with a simple, unhelpful, and dismissive response, highlighting the characters' ineptitude and the film's dark humor. The Scene: The exchange occurs at the end of the film, following a disastrous series of events involving secret files, a gym, and infidelity. The Question: Harry asks the question, but he has no real expectation of an insightful answer. The Response: His superior's only response is a shrug and a non-committal "I guess we learned not to do it again". The Meaning: The joke is that they learned nothing useful, underscoring the characters' total lack of self-awareness and their inability to learn from their mistakes, even after a chaotic and potentially life-threatening situation.

AI is still not very useful. JK Simmons asks this of his underling Palmer. Clooney is, at this point, detained at Dulles. If AI can’t figure out a Coen brothers movie i think we should abandon it

What did we learn, Palmer?

sorry that the posts on a social media account did not meet the standards you expected of a newsletter that you were not paying for and that doesn’t exist

let’s go!!!!

jesus fucking christ