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The only thing she had going for her was that she was willing to stick her finger in the eye of establishment Democrats and that was enough for them. The signs were there the whole time and it took them *way* too long to figure it out

The Bulls are just throwing shit at the wall. I don't know what they're doing and I don't think they do either.

The unspoken villains in high school football movies like Varsity Blues and Friday Night Lights are the small town dads who peaked in high school and care *entirely* too much what their sons are doing because they don't seem to have better shit to do

People have zero self-awareness about their fantasy teams and even less about gambling
I quit fantasy years ago and now when I realize someone's talking about their fantasy team instead of the actual game I actually feel disgust

Does any of this sound familiar?
Was it Trump or George III

I would not be surprised if Mike Johnson said he hadn't seen the 4th Amendment yet and tried to change the subject

YouTube video by Forbes Breaking News Trump Does Not Take Reporters' Questions After Signing Executive Order In The Oval Office

I thought this was just the usual memes and shitposts (pardon the pun) but no he very clearly sharts at 0:34 of this video and then the reaction from the faces of people behind him (especially the woman in green and RFK Jr.)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_6k...

I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly

Suitland? Like... Suitland, Maryland? For one house?

If you see someone write "very nice" do you say it the regular way, or in Borat's voice?

Bloomberg headline: "Nvidia Halts Plan to Invest $100 Billion in OpenAI, WSJ says"

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yeah and they absolutely don't lol

I actually wonder who they even think they're lecturing and what point they're making? Also some people in the local media have this really undeserved superiority complex towards the fans, like that is a class beneath them and they need to be kept in their place

"He's gonna be subordinate to an inexperienced white guy with fewer qualifications so you aren't gonna be getting the compensation we said you'd get for developing a qualified minority candidate" That might be technically true but it just wasn't the spirit of the rule

I do understand that Ian Cunningham's career isn't solely about a couple of day 2 picks for the Bears, but the NFL did make that rule for a reason and the Bears followed that process to the letter and spirit of the rule. It's just kind of a bad look for the league to be like "actually, nah"

I think actually a specific rapper she was beefing with is a better example of what I mean

Some of my political opinions are pretty controversial. For example, I think state-sponsored murder of US citizens acting within their rights that's supported by the leaders because the leaders don't like them is bad, actually.

It's one thing for a person to be a bootlicker but it's quite another to deepthroat the boot until they start gagging and choking

So someone attacked and the first thing he does is assume that it was staged? That's unintentionally revealing

We need to start shoving these guys into lockers and giving them swirlies

My son tried to chase my dog across the street and ate shit instead. Because I'm such a good dad, I took a picture instead of helping.

They never *actually* believed that people they don't like have rights (see: Muslims), but they at least used to pretend they did so it wasn't completely obvious they were just bigots

In my adult/politically conscious life, right wingers have never been "good" (they've always been mendacious and hypocritical) but even still they've deteriorated so much in the past 10 years. They used to fake a pretense for their shitty views but they don't even remember how

I used to think of this movie when I thought of Iraq, until I saw Iraq, and then I was like that is absolutely southern California and looks nothing at all like Iraq 😂 it looks as much like Iraq as Tampa does to, like, Cincinnati

I sometimes wonder (I'm wondering right now) if certain people (you know the ones) are ever embarrassed, even subconsciously, by how easy it is to get them to lick boots. My intelligence would be insulted. At least put some effort into lying to me? Try harder to hide the proof that you're lying?

Yes I think that's the only time the snow was that bad and more than like a 2 day event. I was kinda dumbfounded the first time I saw it happen lol

Yeah I mean *worst case scenario* is that it will be more inconvenient (but not at all impossible) to get to the store lol

If it wasn't going to snow what were you gonna do with regards to milk for that like 48-hour period where it's more inconvenient to get? You'd have just bought more when you needed it, right? Now you got like 3 gallons in your fridge. Why?

I've lived in Maryland for 20 years and I am still surprised every time I see people treating snowfall like an actual apocalypse and they believe they'll never be able to buy groceries again. I also wonder what people do with all that extra milk they buy. Do they just be chugging it later?

*while later