Keith

Ain't no Prothean ruins walking through that door

If the officiating last night was even mediocre the Bears probably win by 10. The Bears were finally resilient enough to overcome that for a change so fortunately it's a moot point, but those calls were huge swings in the game.

My persecution complex as a Bears fan can't help but notice that Daniels is gonna catch negligible heat for throwing directly at Brisker and botching the handoff that led directly to the loss because of the pathological need people have to force narratives, but their narrative got shit on

I feel like the Bears needed to win the game in this specific way to exorcise the demons from last year. Washington probably should've won that game but blew it just like the Bears did. Another character win for Johnson though

The Bears did everything possible to sabotage themselves from winning that game but failed to do so.

He's not doing it on purpose but he actually used "begs the question" correctly here
He meant it the way people usually say it like "makes you wonder" but begging the question means you're assuming the premise of your question is true. Which what he's doing (lying)

Marjorie Taylor Greene is a broken clock but these days she's right more than twice a day. However when she's wrong she's so much more than wrong, it's like she's not even using a clock

There was actually a pattern to the first 3 numbers too that was roughly based on where you lived because of the way landlines were built. So when I was growing up it was 754, 755, 756 (actually this still exists as a legacy thing)

His initial reply was so much better and he outsourced his overthinking to a bot to come up with something worse

A common theme in this article is people saying that dating is hard and apps waste a lot of time and it doesn't seem to dawn on any of them that their presence actively makes it worse

Have you ever had someone aggressively flirting with you but you were so oblivious that they had to stop and explain to you they were flirting?

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I saw The Wire years after it ended and my this meme was also my reaction when I saw that scene the first time and realized where it came from.

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Me every time I heard one of those lines I'd been hearing for 20 years lol

I didn't know that's where "unfriendly black hotties" came from

Whenever she's nursing the puppies and I go in the big cage with her she will lick my face, then jump out of the cage. It's like she's saying "thanks for the break, you got this, I'm out"

I'm over at my best friend's house keeping the dogs company while she's out for the night, and there is a sweet mama dog who's nursing 10 puppies (the poor girl is perpetually exhausted) and she's farted like 20 times since I've been sitting here. And she farts like a human too

I watched it on October 4, ironically, and completely unintentionally

I recognized a lot of the memes (I wasn't oblivious to the movie's existence) but every 3 minutes or so I was like "oh so THAT'S where that line comes from"

I had never seen Mean Girls until watching it this weekend and I didn't realize what a huge hole that was in my cultural literacy because that movie is like one entire series of one-liners and memes that are still used today 😆

Granted, it's hard to see the whole play at once from the TV view, but most of what's indicating what's happening on the play happens within a few yards from scrimmage

It's kinda ironic to me that most people (if for no other reason than habit from other sports) watch football by following the ball, so much of the time they're watching the QB making his reads, which is the one part of the play where nothing is really happening

The Trump administration has been openly hostile and antagonistic towards federal employees since January 20, illegally firing tens of thousands of them, freezing hiring, trying to force them to quit, but now their message is "look at the evil Democrats hurting the families of federal employees"

This is a very very basic, surface level thing, and they don't even notice they're doing it

I'm not a huge Gavin Newsom fan or anything, and this isn't a novel observation I'm making, but the way the media responds to his ridiculous tweeting is incredibly revealing, and when he asks why they just started caring and they never asked Trump that question they can't answer

Right wingers appropriated "woke" but I think it actually would've been worse and more annoying if they had discovered "hotep" instead. Just imagine them casually calling people hoteps for nonsensical reasons

I was driving for the end of the Bears game. I mentally resigned myself to a loss when I saw the Raiders field position and down and distance then a few minutes later I checked to see the final score hadn't moved 😂 nice

I asked my son if anyone else was in the house. He said no why? I said I was trying to figure out who else you thought was going to put your dishes in the dishwasher.

My dad be on Facebook liking all my posts. It don't even matter what I be talking about and sometimes I think he doesn't even know. 😂 Gotta love him

Egypt and Ethiopia reading this trying to remember when they were at war

That was the worst flea flicker toss I've ever seen in my life and it was probably such an easy throw for Caleb because he had so much time to stare at it in the air while Burden was running