Abby Somebody

oh my god this is even lower than the funniest low number I was imagining

I love that the NFL has embraced, "Pissing off Republicans" as a strategy for booking Superbowl halftime shows

thinking again about the Seahawks’ points consisting of one TD pass to a tight end, a pick-six, and five field goals. my kind of football

'Fortunate Son,' a song about draft dodging, was played at Trump's military parade The president previously received a cease-and-desist notice from songwriter John Fogerty for using the song during his 2020 presidential campaign.

I still think his obsession with Fortunate Son is hilarious www.snopes.com/fact-check/t...

Their favorite song is “Fortunate Son” and they don’t realize that song SPECIFICALLY is about people like Trump! Their favorite art hates them and they don’t get it!

Bad Bunny holds a football that says Together, we are America.

Unidos somos América.

Turning Point USA to Air Alternative Super Bowl Where Patriots Win Conservative organization Turning Point USA will air an alternative Super Bowl that will give victory to the New England Patriots.

Turning Point USA to Air Alternative Super Bowl Where Patriots Win
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Elmo @elmo · 1h That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰 Based Yankee @thebasedyankee You and Bad Bunny should be deported

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

Bad Bunny: I know artists who use subtext and they're all cowards

Fox News: we suspect there might have been a political message in there

Establish it. All of it

The NFL going "you know man I'm not sure everyone is a deep, profound cultural conservative again, maybe we should just take a beat for a minute and let it play out" is unfortunately why they are the best at this stuff

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

Bad Bunny wearing an OCASIO 64 jersey

Ocasio gang rise up 🙌🏽🇵🇷

“fuck you look how awesome we are”

this show rules, I haven’t ever listened to Bad Bunny before but I am a big fan now

why is it normal that the president whine about random citizens being losers. how does this not just embarrass everyone. completely child-like behavior

This really is some sickos shit

Turning Point USA on TPUSA X.com UPDATE: Due to licensing restrictions, we are unable to stream The All-American Halftime Show on X. Head on over to our YouTube channel tonight around 8PM ET to watch the full show 4:04 PM • 2/8/26 • 295K Views

going great already lmfaoo

LONGHORN FOOTBALL HYDRATION CHART

Average Super Bowl commercial

So Copilot is just for people who don’t know how to use Excel?

Dickson is at worst a top-three option for MVP right now. Media in the press box have gotten very Punter Woke the past few years, too. I'm watching this space closely

in the final game of his college career, Texas punter Michael Dickson punted so much and so effectively that he was named MVP of the bowl game they were playing in

and tonight it is going to happen again

The superbowl may be boring but the feed is not site has the juice

BEAR HUG

Vaxxed?

YouTube video by FishEnds Major Partagaz Enjoys Cerveza Cristal

This is my cue to evangelize by far the funniest Andor meme yet made youtu.be/Mt5z4IkD-qE?...

Using Mr. Rogers in a Super Bowl commercial for mortgages should result in prison time

Why did they have all the players cut SNL photoshoots

UPDATE: I am unable to stream the Super Bowl live on X from my personal account due to licensing restrictions.

The “restriction” is that I did not buy a license. Wasn’t even offered one. Some technical bullshit about IP law and copyright “existing” or something.

People thought Peyton Thorne was good but he just had Walker beside him and… yeah