Exiled in MO

This is a sad, strange story

We had them on the ropes, too, and just let them out. The Dems will now take full blame for the shutdown. Couldn’t have taken a bigger L if they had tried.

Dear people in public spaces,

We don’t need or want to hear your phone conversations. Stop putting that shit on speaker.

Signed,
The rest of us

Birds of a feather …

I thought this guy would be a good coach, but I was waaaay wrong about that lol

Look, I get that the COVID pandemic is over and the threat isn’t nearly as severe (thanks, vaccines!), but that DOES NOT mean that you should stop washing your hands after using the restroom. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

Weird. I would have sworn I saw ALL of those CEOs at the inauguration. I wonder why they were there?? 🤔🫠💰

I’ve decided not to look at my 401K anymore

We both know it ain’t happening, though. Trump will protect them all in exchange for what’s left of their souls.

We would love to have you visit Springfield, MO!

Such a great experience to visit the Negro Leagues Museum. Even my daughter, who isn’t really a sports fan at all, enjoyed it! @nlbmuseumkc.bsky.social

I hope they ask for a significant raise to come back

Don’t forget about Jerry Reed. He was an absolute monster player, too.

I’d love a list of things it CAN do well.

I definitely feel this … I almost always spend more time messing around trying to get a better result than I would have just doing it in the first place

Call Rail?

I hope it’s not a Meta merge 🤮

Bring it! Loved following you on Threads and looking forward to it here!

Good on you, Flav! Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours!

Could we just give Texas back to Mexico? Asking for the nation …

Always good to beat Baltimore!

@chuckdpe.bsky.social the world needs PE now more than ever. Got plans for some rabble rousing in 2025??

Boo!! Luckily I had another option, although I’m wondering why I keep wasting time with this team this year 😆

I was watching the Preds broadcast of this game and they went to commercial and never came back. Did yours?

What’s this?? The #Preds scored first?? #ChristmasMiracle

Just woke my family up laughing at this. Thanks. Thanks a lot. 💀🫠🤣

Waited until the main event to tune into the fight and I’m getting the red circle of death stuck on 25% loaded. Good job #netflix

I don't want to sound alarmist or anything, but I'm not sure it's a good idea to skip FBI background checks and bury congressional ethics reports about nominees to the most important posts in the federal government.

#Preds and #Steelers here!