Reading your palm: Wow⦠this is quite the life line⦠you will live a long healthy life!!
Reading your skull: Too bad youβll be Irish during it
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Trying to have fun :/
Reading your palm: Wow⦠this is quite the life line⦠you will live a long healthy life!!
Reading your skull: Too bad youβll be Irish during it
Cloud-to-butt returns
17.02.2026 16:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Little image I made of the Transit Adviser from SimCity 2000, but it says: "YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON SELF-CARE! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!"
16.02.2026 19:43 β π 674 π 179 π¬ 8 π 9We need a word that means the same thing as βenshittificationβ but doesnβt make me think of Chuck Wendig making a soyface. A normal word
13.02.2026 03:10 β π 156 π 9 π¬ 11 π 4ICE βleftβ Chicago in November, but theyβve disappeared three people from my community in two days this week.
Donβt believe the hype about them, leaving Minnesota, either.
This story mentions "Oak Brook Gateway" in the Chicago suburb of Oak Brook as one of the buildings in which ICE is supposedly planning office space.
Oak Brook Gateway is managed by Fairbridge Partners LLC. I tried to contact them, but the only email listed on their website bounced back as invalid.
All of my orbs, gone
09.02.2026 17:27 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Shout out to big cities. FUCK Middle America
07.02.2026 23:16 β π 367 π 33 π¬ 2 π 2I'm in Chile right now visiting family, and this is the type of shit I love about latin america.
06.02.2026 22:17 β π 5224 π 1618 π¬ 60 π 49Living in the gooberverse
05.02.2026 22:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I doubt tech alone could solve this issue, but it does have me looking at these publishing platforms' APIs π
04.02.2026 22:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm Shipping Up To Boston takes the light from my eyes
04.02.2026 03:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0CHOTINER: how's about i compare you to leni riefenstahl
GUY: ok idc
Many of you never looked at subredditsimulator and it shows
31.01.2026 06:04 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0From: xlcm@microsoft.com To: jeevacation@gmail.com Subject Xbox LIVE - Notification of Enforcement Action Date: Thu, 19 Dec 2013 16:03:40 +0000 XBOX Notice of permanent enforcement action: Harassment, threats, and/or abuse DO NOT REPLY to this email address. It is not monitored. ) What happened This email is to notify you that your Xbox Live account privileges have been permanently suspended due to harassment, threats, and/or abuse of other players. This conduct has been determined to be severe, repeated, and/or excessive. Why we enforced The conduct that caused this suspension may include but is not limited to: β’ Threats of death, harm, property damage, or any other act of violence or vandalism β’ Verbal abuse or profanity directed at other players β’ Griefing β’ Extortion or manipulation β’ Libel, defamation, or slander β’ Display or transmission of personally-identifiable information such as name, address, phone number, or IP address β’ Stalking Your conduct was brought to the attention of the Xbox Live Policy & Enforcement Team through either complaints filed by other Xbox Live users or in the course of our operation of the service. The Xbox Live Policy & Enforcement Team has reviewed the complaints and other evidence regarding this conduct and determined it violates the Xbox Live Terms of Use and/or Code of Conduct. Because your conduct or conduct history is in violation, the Xbox Live Policy & Enforcement Team has enacted this suspension against your account. How this enforcement affects you Enforcement actions apply to both the Xbox 360 and Xbox One consoles: β’ On the Xbox 360 console you will no longer be able to sign in to Xbox Live. β’ On the Xbox One console you will be able to sign in, but some features and functionality of the console will be reduced or restricted including but not limited to the ability to participate in multiplayer games. Note: Customer Support is not able to modify or provide any further details about your suspension. Where to find more infβ¦
lmao Epstein was banned on Xbox Live
30.01.2026 22:50 β π 5244 π 1147 π¬ 2 π 156Bilbo looking at his phone top on bottom is ChatGPT After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it? You're absolutely right β you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.
28.01.2026 01:51 β π 25423 π 6952 π¬ 7 π 155There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. Youβre going to need to spit on that guy
22.01.2026 02:27 β π 12961 π 3616 π¬ 255 π 112@schakowsky.house.gov >:(
15.01.2026 03:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"ICE out now," protesters shouted Saturday in Edgewater and the Magnificent Mile following the shooting death of Renee Good in Minneapolis and the shooting of two others in Portland, Oregon.
11.01.2026 01:21 β π 120 π 30 π¬ 4 π 2I hope one day wsl swallows Windows whole.
08.01.2026 22:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wait until they find out about the NRA (National Restaurant Association)
02.01.2026 20:05 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0this is worth reading. a longtime NYT insider confirms that the paper's abrupt turn into seething anti-trans bigotry came directly from the top: AG Sulzberg and his 2 deputies, Joe Kahn and Carolyn Ryan transnews.network/p/a-directiv...
02.01.2026 15:07 β π 900 π 340 π¬ 12 π 19Can Brandon Johnson also do this please
02.01.2026 00:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i am sobbing and begging The Long 80s & 90s to end please god let it fucking happen this year it has to end it has to stop
01.01.2026 15:36 β π 572 π 56 π¬ 6 π 1english degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you
coding degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you
film degree: your deep knowledge of behind the scenes stories from Who Framed Roger Rabbit will delight and entertain coworkers in any field for decades to come
in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game
27.12.2025 05:22 β π 8544 π 2085 π¬ 89 π 81you can pry it from my cold dead hands motherfucker
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