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Trying to have fun :/

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Reading your palm: Wow… this is quite the life line… you will live a long healthy life!!

Reading your skull: Too bad you’ll be Irish during it

20.02.2026 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 225    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cloud-to-butt returns

17.02.2026 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Little image I made of the Transit Adviser from SimCity 2000, but it says: "YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON SELF-CARE! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!"

Little image I made of the Transit Adviser from SimCity 2000, but it says: "YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON SELF-CARE! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!"

16.02.2026 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 674    πŸ” 179    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 9

We need a word that means the same thing as β€œenshittification” but doesn’t make me think of Chuck Wendig making a soyface. A normal word

13.02.2026 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 156    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 4

ICE β€œleft” Chicago in November, but they’ve disappeared three people from my community in two days this week.

Don’t believe the hype about them, leaving Minnesota, either.

12.02.2026 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2613    πŸ” 909    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 27

This story mentions "Oak Brook Gateway" in the Chicago suburb of Oak Brook as one of the buildings in which ICE is supposedly planning office space.

Oak Brook Gateway is managed by Fairbridge Partners LLC. I tried to contact them, but the only email listed on their website bounced back as invalid.

10.02.2026 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 149    πŸ” 79    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 5

All of my orbs, gone

09.02.2026 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shout out to big cities. FUCK Middle America

07.02.2026 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 367    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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I'm in Chile right now visiting family, and this is the type of shit I love about latin america.

06.02.2026 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 5224    πŸ” 1618    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 49

Living in the gooberverse

05.02.2026 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I doubt tech alone could solve this issue, but it does have me looking at these publishing platforms' APIs πŸ‘€

04.02.2026 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm Shipping Up To Boston takes the light from my eyes

04.02.2026 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

CHOTINER: how's about i compare you to leni riefenstahl

GUY: ok idc

02.02.2026 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 632    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

Many of you never looked at subredditsimulator and it shows

31.01.2026 06:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
From: xlcm@microsoft.com
To: jeevacation@gmail.com
Subject Xbox LIVE - Notification of Enforcement Action
Date: Thu, 19 Dec 2013 16:03:40 +0000
XBOX
Notice of permanent enforcement action:
Harassment, threats, and/or abuse
DO NOT REPLY to this email address. It is not monitored. )
What happened
This email is to notify you that your Xbox Live account privileges have been permanently suspended due to
harassment, threats, and/or abuse of other players. This conduct has been determined to be severe, repeated, and/or
excessive.
Why we enforced
The conduct that caused this suspension may include but is not limited to:
β€’ Threats of death, harm, property damage, or any other act of violence or vandalism
β€’ Verbal abuse or profanity directed at other players
β€’ Griefing
β€’ Extortion or manipulation
β€’ Libel, defamation, or slander
β€’ Display or transmission of personally-identifiable information such as name, address, phone number, or IP address
β€’ Stalking
Your conduct was brought to the attention of the Xbox Live Policy & Enforcement Team through either complaints filed by
other Xbox Live users or in the course of our operation of the service. The Xbox Live Policy & Enforcement Team has
reviewed the complaints and other evidence regarding this conduct and determined it violates the Xbox Live Terms of Use
and/or Code of Conduct. Because your conduct or conduct history is in violation, the Xbox Live Policy & Enforcement Team
has enacted this suspension against your account.
How this enforcement affects you
Enforcement actions apply to both the Xbox 360 and Xbox One consoles:
β€’ On the Xbox 360 console you will no longer be able to sign in to Xbox Live.
β€’ On the Xbox One console you will be able to sign in, but some features and functionality of the console will be
reduced or restricted including but not limited to the ability to participate in multiplayer games.
Note: Customer Support is not able to modify or provide any further details about your suspension.
Where to find more inf…

From: xlcm@microsoft.com To: jeevacation@gmail.com Subject Xbox LIVE - Notification of Enforcement Action Date: Thu, 19 Dec 2013 16:03:40 +0000 XBOX Notice of permanent enforcement action: Harassment, threats, and/or abuse DO NOT REPLY to this email address. It is not monitored. ) What happened This email is to notify you that your Xbox Live account privileges have been permanently suspended due to harassment, threats, and/or abuse of other players. This conduct has been determined to be severe, repeated, and/or excessive. Why we enforced The conduct that caused this suspension may include but is not limited to: β€’ Threats of death, harm, property damage, or any other act of violence or vandalism β€’ Verbal abuse or profanity directed at other players β€’ Griefing β€’ Extortion or manipulation β€’ Libel, defamation, or slander β€’ Display or transmission of personally-identifiable information such as name, address, phone number, or IP address β€’ Stalking Your conduct was brought to the attention of the Xbox Live Policy & Enforcement Team through either complaints filed by other Xbox Live users or in the course of our operation of the service. The Xbox Live Policy & Enforcement Team has reviewed the complaints and other evidence regarding this conduct and determined it violates the Xbox Live Terms of Use and/or Code of Conduct. Because your conduct or conduct history is in violation, the Xbox Live Policy & Enforcement Team has enacted this suspension against your account. How this enforcement affects you Enforcement actions apply to both the Xbox 360 and Xbox One consoles: β€’ On the Xbox 360 console you will no longer be able to sign in to Xbox Live. β€’ On the Xbox One console you will be able to sign in, but some features and functionality of the console will be reduced or restricted including but not limited to the ability to participate in multiplayer games. Note: Customer Support is not able to modify or provide any further details about your suspension. Where to find more inf…

lmao Epstein was banned on Xbox Live

30.01.2026 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 5244    πŸ” 1147    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 156
Bilbo looking at his phone top

on bottom is ChatGPT

After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?

You're absolutely right β€” you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.

Bilbo looking at his phone top on bottom is ChatGPT After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it? You're absolutely right β€” you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.

28.01.2026 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 25423    πŸ” 6952    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 155

There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy

22.01.2026 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 12961    πŸ” 3616    πŸ’¬ 255    πŸ“Œ 112

@schakowsky.house.gov >:(

15.01.2026 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
12.01.2026 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Chicagoans rally in wake of ICE shootings in Minneapolis and Portland

"ICE out now," protesters shouted Saturday in Edgewater and the Magnificent Mile following the shooting death of Renee Good in Minneapolis and the shooting of two others in Portland, Oregon.

11.01.2026 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 120    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

I hope one day wsl swallows Windows whole.

08.01.2026 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait until they find out about the NRA (National Restaurant Association)

02.01.2026 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
'A directive from above': Former NYT editor lays out how the paper pushes anti-trans bigotry In this in-depth interview, former New York Times editor Billie Jean Sweeney details how the paper shifted towards openly promoting anti-trans hatred, how some staff tried to stop it, how it's directe...

this is worth reading. a longtime NYT insider confirms that the paper's abrupt turn into seething anti-trans bigotry came directly from the top: AG Sulzberg and his 2 deputies, Joe Kahn and Carolyn Ryan transnews.network/p/a-directiv...

02.01.2026 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 900    πŸ” 340    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 19

Can Brandon Johnson also do this please

02.01.2026 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i am sobbing and begging The Long 80s & 90s to end please god let it fucking happen this year it has to end it has to stop

01.01.2026 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 572    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

english degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you

coding degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you

film degree: your deep knowledge of behind the scenes stories from Who Framed Roger Rabbit will delight and entertain coworkers in any field for decades to come

28.12.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3460    πŸ” 356    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 30

in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game

27.12.2025 05:22 β€” πŸ‘ 8544    πŸ” 2085    πŸ’¬ 89    πŸ“Œ 81
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you can pry it from my cold dead hands motherfucker

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24.12.2025 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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