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Peace out McDermott... the process isn't working.

18.01.2026 01:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The biggest problem with #AI "You're absolutely right!"

18.10.2025 01:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No truer words have ever been spoken.

17.10.2025 02:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I wish YouTube would use ai to better categorize the random playlists it gives me when I choose a song. I like all of these songs but man this is a musical roller coaster

18.05.2025 05:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

86-47 please.

16.05.2025 18:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Impeach, prosecute and imprison this very blatant and convicted criminal. Then launch a full investigation of what Elon and Trump did during the election. ("they never know") In America we believe "all men are created equal" let's start treating them that way. Anyone else would be in jail right now.

02.05.2025 19:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In her defense all Stones look a like. On account of her being semi illiterate.

04.04.2025 03:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oof my 401k.

04.04.2025 01:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Today is Tesla Takedown day. Surely there is a protest going on near you today if you are interested. And in general there are plenty of government protests all over the country right now. Long distance travel is not a requirement for protesting.

29.03.2025 20:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My attempt at making me in Inzoi. I have a very similar N. Carolina University sweat jacket that I wear all the time.

28.03.2025 22:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every time I have to go Niagara Falls I am disappointed at the vast dilapidation in the shadow of a towering casino. It's so sad.

26.03.2025 16:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I ordered ear buds on Amazon the other day, I got a selfie stick.

26.03.2025 04:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Jim Morrison's   You're All A Bunch Of Fucking Idiots  RANT ONLY
YouTube video by ziggieization Jim Morrison's You're All A Bunch Of Fucking Idiots RANT ONLY

Current mood right now summarized by Jim Morrison.

22.03.2025 03:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump weighs in on report King Charles will offer U.S. commonwealth membership Trump indicates willingness to have America become 57th Commonwealth member

Everyone is just a bunch of peasants with "smart" phones and no one gives a fuck. Don't look up is real. Idiocracy is real. The GOP has a literal fucking tea party... How much more insane can everything get?

22.03.2025 03:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok this wins the Internet for the day. Thank you.

22.03.2025 02:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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67,000 white South Africans express interest in Trump's plan to give them refugee status The U.S. Embassy in South Africa says it has received a list of more than 67,000 people interested in refugee status in the U.S. under President Donald Trumpโ€™s plan to relocate members of a white mino...

Cool... so if you're WHITE it's ok to seek asylum from the brown people who now control your country after the world was like hey man that's racist and not cool in the 90's... I did Nazi this coming either.

21.03.2025 23:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Boo no Jury duty for me on Monday... guess I'll have to go to.. ugh work.

21.03.2025 21:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have got a Jury duty notice for the 3rd time in my life. I want to serve once in my life so hopefully they will pick me and then I can hate Jury duty like everyone else. But for now I am excited to do my civic duty.

10.03.2025 15:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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What a different world we could have.

09.03.2025 17:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 56280    ๐Ÿ” 12566    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 783    ๐Ÿ“Œ 548

I miss when the Right hated Communism and confused it with Socialism. Now their cheering for the rich to own everything. How did that happen anyways?

09.03.2025 21:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Tupac Talks Donald Trump & Greed in America in 1992 Interview | MTV News
YouTube video by MTV News Tupac Talks Donald Trump & Greed in America in 1992 Interview | MTV News

Tupac knew...

08.03.2025 14:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trying to buy a GPU at MSRP is some kind of fantasy land I wish I lived in.

06.03.2025 23:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jasmine Crockett no contest.

06.03.2025 22:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every accusation is a confession. Just you wait...

05.03.2025 23:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Please be president some day.

05.03.2025 06:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok so we need to figure out a way to run that through DC.

04.03.2025 05:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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1/2 a trillion dollars. Poof... #MAGA

04.03.2025 05:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Cartoon by Benjamin Slyngstad

04.03.2025 00:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24024    ๐Ÿ” 8264    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 487    ๐Ÿ“Œ 347

Just don't tell anyone he got it from fucking the couch at a crack house.

04.03.2025 01:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Except JD is more like one of those dogs that will hump your leg.

02.03.2025 15:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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