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you can’t mistake my ontology. she/they image descriptions: my header pic is pingu angrily making a glittery heart valentine and my profile pic is the selfie in my pinned post, which has alt text

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gregor mendel extended universe

07.02.2026 20:37 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
toddler bart simpson from s04e10 wearing a saucepan on his head and bashing together a spoon and another pan right next to marge's bed

toddler bart simpson from s04e10 wearing a saucepan on his head and bashing together a spoon and another pan right next to marge's bed

6yo niece breaking out the glockenspiel 40 seconds after i got her brother back to sleep

07.02.2026 20:23 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The End of Evangelion (1997)

The End of Evangelion (1997)

my partner went with

07.02.2026 19:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
two barbies floating face down in water the colour of heinz tomato soup

two barbies floating face down in water the colour of heinz tomato soup

something terrible has happened here

07.02.2026 19:48 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

hard to discern what’s going on, is it post-viral or is it maybe the spray vitamin D doesn’t work for me and my supply has become fully depleted. it’s this level of fatigue where i Cannot Wake Up No Matter How Much I Want To that has repeatedly ruined my life

06.02.2026 16:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

experiencing some pretty heavy presumably-post-viral fatigue which on top
of my baseline level of fatigue is… not my favourite

06.02.2026 15:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

think i prefer this

06.02.2026 15:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

yeah was gonna say i think that word is “media”

06.02.2026 15:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

he came careening down between two lanes of traffic and should obviously get charged with dangerous driving. but given you can literally kill people and come away with a brief ban,,,,,

06.02.2026 14:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

update on the white mercedes wanker who crashed into my mum’s car and two others just before christmas is that he’s officially totalled her car. bet he just gets a slap on the wrist

06.02.2026 14:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

it took me ages to get round to as well then i was like huh not a big deal and like you say implicit in so much else esp after i had done a film philosophy class

04.02.2026 15:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

it’s really short, you can read it in an afternoon

04.02.2026 15:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

legit what i call it, because of this

04.02.2026 00:52 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
screenshot 
Watchlist            4,000

screenshot Watchlist 4,000

someone slap my hand away if you see me about to open letterboxd when i’ve not just watched a film

03.02.2026 15:27 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

chance also. hate to typo in a quip

03.02.2026 15:10 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

summoning circle’s algorithm’s off, it’s delivered broken social scene instead

03.02.2026 14:24 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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03.02.2026 13:52 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

ovulating on the same day as going to see a reworking of eraserhead. i have the change to do something very funny

03.02.2026 12:19 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

in making this i realised i’ve got the meme saved three times lol

03.02.2026 10:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
da share zone hit da bricks meme but i’ve badly
added “haircut not noticed”

da share zone hit da bricks meme but i’ve badly added “haircut not noticed”

03.02.2026 10:10 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

i’ll come running is what got me into him and if he doesn’t like it…. 😭

02.02.2026 21:56 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

really wish there weren’t so many sound cues in animal crossing as i can’t stand having the sound up bc i have misophonia re the walking on snow and walking on sand noises

02.02.2026 19:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

sorry to cross post but that’s literally exactly what it looks like. i’ve been there

02.02.2026 19:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
instagram screenshot. over a photo of harry styles at the grammys wearing a grey slightly sparkly dior blazer with black lapels that’s nipped in at the waist and loose across the chest and hips, which he’s wearing with normal dark blue jeans, i’ve captioned “when you send the guy to answer the door for the takeaway after a one night stand and he can’t find his own top”

instagram screenshot. over a photo of harry styles at the grammys wearing a grey slightly sparkly dior blazer with black lapels that’s nipped in at the waist and loose across the chest and hips, which he’s wearing with normal dark blue jeans, i’ve captioned “when you send the guy to answer the door for the takeaway after a one night stand and he can’t find his own top”

02.02.2026 19:33 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
wikipedia screenshot 

The five extant species

The white rhinoceros is actually grey.

The black rhinoceros has a beak shaped lip and is similar in color to the white rhinoceros.

wikipedia screenshot The five extant species The white rhinoceros is actually grey. The black rhinoceros has a beak shaped lip and is similar in color to the white rhinoceros.

someone really fucked up here

02.02.2026 04:26 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

she was great in everything so i feel like the focus on moira rose is slightly unfair (recency bias) but it’s also the only comic performance i’ve laughed out loud at a lot in years

01.02.2026 15:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i really do think catherine o’hara was probably the best comic actress we had and i am struggling to think who it is now

01.02.2026 15:50 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

somebody get this man a handkerchief

01.02.2026 15:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i would kill to play it

31.01.2026 19:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

gna start getting stopped in the street like hey are you sister left without hot water and heating for a month?

31.01.2026 16:13 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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