Mithen

Also, THE SQUEAK I SQUOCK at the Blue Thunderbomb getting the pin!

Mannnn, Sami and Carmelo had great chemistry! Some really fun sequences there.

It would be SO GREAT for him to get a main roster match somehow!

Miz on commentary is really interesting because he’s doing heel commentary sometimes and face-ish commentary others. I assume because they’re leading to EITHER him betraying Carmelo or Carmelo betraying him, and they’re leaving it vague.

I haven’t gotten to it yet, but I know he has a match with Carmelo Hayes! (We did see him arriving wearing an Oasis shirt).

Aggressively uninterested in Brock, but after fast-forwarding through his segment to the aftermath I AM rather intrigued by Corey Graves actually taking a bump. #Smackdown 🤼‍♂️

oh no they yelled at him in a restaurant? that sort of vile attack has only happened to everyone who has ever worked in a restaurant

And Sami will sometimes deign to let us pet her now! She is a haughty queen who keeps Kip and Ty in a state of awe (Kip) and terror (Ty). We are all her devoted servants.

Kip Stern is the leader and makes sure his two beloved colony members are well-cared for (he will cry until they’re fed, then sit and purr and watch them eat while I pet him).

Ty has become a shy fluffy sweetheart who enjoys lying on his back whenever possible.

I don’t think I’ve ever catposted on here! Friends from other places will remember I took in three neighborhood feral cats just before the pandemic and spent most of that time trying to socialize them. They’re all doing well and being cute!

live your life in a way that you don't have people thinking the world will be a better place when you're gone.

I’ve long held that there’s just no way to replicate the R-Evolution moment on the main roster—you absolutely must have a Full Sail of people who’ve been right there for the whole journey.

Becky Lynch reacts to Seth Rollins cashing in and becoming the WWE World Heavyweight Champion.

[quoting a tweet by fractalcounty that reads, “today I learned that there are actual people irl who get genuinely upset if they catch you using chatgpt. like they view it as a serious moral failing in certain circles”]

If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.

CM Punk can never know peace, happiness, or tranquillity. Love that for him. #SummerSlam

God damn man lmao. It felt predictable but I’m honestly still shocked. Punk is champ for 5 minutes. Seth cashes in. Now let’s see what this stable can really do. #summerslam

Less happy with how Bron Breakker seems to be legit limping there, though.

Oh, I could not possibly be happier with how that went. And now Sami has someone to chase!

I’m worried if I write about how it was a nearly note-perfect callback to Takeover R-evolution, people will think I mean it wasn’t original, and I don’t mean that! But it was very striking…

Going to need @mithen.bsky.social's thoughts on that match.

I’m worried if I write about how it was a nearly note-perfect callback to Takeover R-evolution, people will think I mean it wasn’t original, and I don’t mean that! But it was very striking…

ANOTHER shriek!

I’m enjoying the theme and motif of this match, which is basically “Phil Brooks gets the holy hell beaten out of him.”

Gunther chopped the hell out of CM Punk.

#SummerSlam

I didn’t get it at first either! I felt really dumb.

CM Punk has Fantastic Four colors on his gear!

I’m surprisingly into this dual Tall/Small Woman match.

Oh my God, that nearly-missed dive by Roman had me SCREAMING. What’s amazing is I think you can see Bron & Bronson recalculate on the fly and work to flip him onto his back so he doesn’t land on his neck.