Daniel R. Ball

The teacher's on vacation bro now you can submit whatever you want! He even left the keys to the Winnebago in his desk bro let's GO! earrat.com/submit

Why haven't you submitted to @earrat.com, cmon do it!

This is all Richard's fault.

Luke, I am a bird, he might say.

Let's get wasted and browse bookshop dot org

Coyly dropping that I've been writing again to all the moms at preschool pickup hoping they'll say they're proud of me and pat me on the head.

I've got the blend, man. Call me on my burner phone.

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At @earrat.com we flash freeze every piece before safely storing it in the archive, so each remains as fresh as the day it was posted. Check out earrat.com/archives and definitely read the piece I have in there because it's a banger too.

Ok now are you talking a coferment? Because those are dumb, but if you get a good Ethiopian heirloom you'll get some bloob in there, compadre. You'll get some hops in your maw, amigo. I'm talkin' cacao and green spruce cones out the ass, mon ami.

@earrat.com lives! Got some sweet deranged poetry by @iambrandondiehl.bsky.social up today. Stay tuned for more during launch week and consider submitting if you're cool (you are cool).

BABE the new Outlook Springs just dropped!

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ear rat launches in 10 days. you still have time to submit.

until then, here's a little sneak peak at one of our launch posts:

earrat.com/the

"Hello and welcome to Steak Fight, a podcast about eating and biting..."

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Ear Rat officially launches on September 1st.

There is still time to submit your angsty poems about throwing rocks at people, or your flash fiction about a scientist cutting off peoples arms to facilitate a weird game show, or your collage of a skeleton made of water bottles or y

earrat.com/submit

Feeling like a kid on Christmas reading @cherrybonesmag.bsky.social. Beautiful writing in a beautiful, physical thing that I swear smells like ink and the takeaway cups it's printed on.

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when you submit your flash fiction or poetry or comic or bread recipe or cry into the night or directions to the grocery store or an entire cooked ham to us, be sure to include a drawing of an ear rat. this is to appease the omnipotent god of ear rats, lest he murder us all.

earrat.com/submit

My uncle used to work security at Harrah's does that count?

Thank you my earliest sexual experience is tōmas.

How do I unlock sexual? Money is no object.

Aw jeez

you: ah man, i have this weird little short story but i dont know where to send it

ear rat: hey send it here

you: it's hard cuz i want to support indie arts

ear rat: hey, here over here

you: and i hate ai so i dont want the place i submit to supporting it in anyway

ear rat: SEND THAT SHIT

Sometimes Sebastian eats half his breakfast and then waits for me to come back into the kitchen for company. Yes, I will sit on the floor with you; you are a good cat.

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we're into: anti-ai scrawls, queer voices, leftist garbage, letters of encouragement, letters of discouragement, soup recipes, punchy flash fiction, punk diy aesthetic, strange surprises, coffee, reimagined history, stuff that makes you say hell yeah

send us that kinda shit.

earrat.com/submit

SOUP NITE IS BACK for One Nite ONLY! With special In-Studio guest International Soup Manager Rueben Kincaid. Win 1 Million or become the World’s Next SoupMaster! 7:47pm PST #infochammelyoutubetwitch #soupson

Got a new coffee menu up, all bangers including one from a farm in Costa Rica adjacent to a wildlife sanctuary that practices regenerative forestry. Buy some to feed my vices of writing and parenting? dannyb.coffee

Who made this image? I love it so much.

Ear Rat out here makin nerds finish their manuscripts.

I'll beheading to Trader Joe's later, want me to pick up some Simpler Times?