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@taylorgorder.bsky.social

Game dev with jokes. Thoughts and opinions are my own (he/him)

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Latest posts by taylorgorder.bsky.social on Bluesky

How do I tell my algorithms that my team lost so I no longer want to see any baseball content

21.10.2025 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Timmy turner praying β€œDear god please let the Mariners win out it would be so funny.” with the current Seattle Mariners record at 89-69… nice.

Timmy turner praying β€œDear god please let the Mariners win out it would be so funny.” with the current Seattle Mariners record at 89-69… nice.

@mariners.com pls
#mariners #etsywitches #mlb

25.09.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey @jonbois.bsky.social any chance we get a 10 year addendum to the History of the Mariners in 2029?

25.09.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn’t get to work with you long, Rod, but the short time has been awesome!

Good luck on your next adventure, Sanctuary will miss you!

08.08.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Huge W

03.06.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll say it, British people really cooked with β€œchuffed”

22.02.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

PG - JFK - Floor general
SG - Obama - Team glue type
SF - Andrew Jackson - You can’t tell me he wouldn’t play like Draymond
PF - Teddy - Defensive mindset
C - Taft, I know Lincoln is taller but Taft got more bulk to play bully ball and back dudes down.

20.02.2025 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Need bonus panels where they get implemented anyway πŸ₯²

20.02.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Valentine's Day, America.

14.02.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2779    πŸ” 616    πŸ’¬ 143    πŸ“Œ 101
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hoops

09.02.2025 08:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Colby White or Cam Johnson.

Probably for AB, Houstan, and a pick.

06.02.2025 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Billionaires do not care about you.

05.02.2025 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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so do it then, I dare u

05.02.2025 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh wait here let me reply with that gif directly to him instead that’ll save democracy.

05.02.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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05.02.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel bad for anyone named JosΓ©. It must be so hard going through life always hearing β€œNo way.” πŸ˜”

04.02.2025 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I find the knowledge that there are people that don’t like me suffocating. Instead, everyone should simply like me.

27.01.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bonus panels

25.01.2025 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#politics #politicalcartoon #comic

25.01.2025 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

food… water… offense

22.01.2025 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Like if u cried
#comic #fourpanel #chivalryisnotdead

19.01.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Talk about same day delivery (into a coffin)

19.01.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s not illegal to eat them, they can’t stop you

19.01.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*Gen Z who just started their first corporate job*

my boss said there's a company on sight next week. should i be worried?

10.01.2025 05:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What if we just opened Pandora’s box a teeny tiny bit?

06.01.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*guy who doesn’t understand cuts in movies* whoa where did these people come from?

01.01.2025 06:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You cannot convince me this isn’t Gonzo’s bio dad

26.12.2024 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

omg in contrast that percentage bar dives me crazy -_- my brain keeps trying to do the math for how long it takes me to read 1% and then figure out how much longer I'll be reading that book.

22.12.2024 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

PLAY THE SONG

22.12.2024 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Southern (US) style corn bread with honey butter

20.12.2024 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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