Patrick

I had them at dinner before remembering it was Saturday 😅

The world's worst podiatrist 😥

This guy’s out here doing the lords work.

Screenshot of cbc sports Facebook post reads "Forwards look unstoppable in 2nd straight men's hockey win but see room for improvement." with a photo of 2 male hockey players

Really have to give it to Heated Rivalry for popularizing the sport. They even have hockey for straight men now?!

Turns out when you do your own instacart you can just push your cart to the yarn aisle and nobody can stop you

💕 💕 💕 We will never use a normal name

We're watching now and I just asked why she gave her boobs bangs.

Still no better bit of prophecy than this from @jessehawken.bsky.social in 2018 😡

Oh well if his wife says so too, it must be true.

I finally kicked uber eats out of my phone 🖕 🖕

I have 3 closets and couldn't fill 11 suitcases - this is amazing

Let 2 things be true at once! 😂

Youngest sibling

🎶🎵Sisters are doin it for themselves🎵🎶

Omg I thought this was over!

That is an incredible pull quote from Meta, jesus. Masks fully coming off.

We're never going to be too busy to burn shit down.

I see "Election Truth Alliance" is back to posting innuendo so this is a reminder that they are a grift operation using dodgy stats analysis and carefully disingenuous wording to raise money "for lawsuits" with zero financial disclosure.

Aww now I want to crochet a capybara

Remember when that other YouTuber got his jaw broken on tv? Can he get signed up for some of that?

Every time I manage to forget he exists, he does more dumb shit

Which drug and alcohol combo is best for you?

Ooh I need to catch up. This week has been bonkers

She knows every detail of what happened to them and does not give half a shit.

Nothing to see here, just the stock trader general sitting where the attorney general is supposed to be.

Got my Robyn tickets in case the world doesn't end by summer

This man is dangerous and should be deplatformed. He didnt contribute to confusion he accelerated hate for a marginalized group.
Information is like a toothpaste in a tube, once its out. You cant put it back in.

Every time they do an update shit like this happens

Are people really counting it like that? We're doomed 😭

Once again wishing ticketmaster a very die in a fire