The Worst of Jill Hives

I saw The Big Lebowski on opening night in 1998.

Here’s an interesting historical report that definitely isn’t something people in, I don’t know, Minneapolis are going to be looking at as a practical guide to solving modern problems…

Cllr Holyday courting the “fuck them kids” vote I see.

Age verification? I rewound cassettes with a pencil.

Sconce light shines on wilted plant in planter.

Post a banger that’s not in English: youtu.be/fU-wH8SrFro?...

Bluesky Map Interactive map of 3.4 million Bluesky users, visualised by their follower pattern.

I made a map of 3.4 million Bluesky users - see if you can find yourself!

bluesky-map.theo.io

I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail

Bad Bunny had a wedding, depictions of family, community, small businesses. There was more than enough for conservatives to like here, if of course they could get past the fact that white anglos were not the centre. (They could not, in fact, get past that.)

Looks like a nightmare for the menswear guy.

When it reopens there will be a UFC ring and slot machines.

The 401 sucks and thinking that BIG 401™️ would fix it is just not serious. #topoli #onpoli #dougfordisstupidrobertmoses

a man in a military uniform is sitting at a table drinking a glass of milk . Alt: Col. Hans Landa of the SS is sitting at a farmhouse table drinking a glass of milk .

It’s part of what establishes Hans Landa as a truly evil villain.

Here I thought Michael Jackson would always be the most notorious one-glove predator.

Honestly could not think of a less interesting person that they could make a movie about.

TikTok has been under new leadership for like a day and I made a slideshow with posts from the ICE rally today and it immediately got out under review and is not being published. Incredible.

Friendly reminder that cities do not keep a secret fleet of extra snowplows only for people who are rude to city workers. Be kind out there. #dlws #onstorm

The ways in which the administration tried to financially bind law firms and universities to the regime seems like something the Tudors would do. Trump himself reminds me of Wilhelm II in his childish fascination with militaries and his wild swings between wannabe peacemaker and would be conquerer.

What if he was minister during the NFT hype? We’d have a strategic reserve of monkey jpegs.

Scipio! As in Scipio Barbatus because of the whiskers?

Thei wante us talkinge alone on our phones to a demon thei created, and not goinge places and being wyth each othir yn art and joy and communitye. Thei want cinemas to shut downe, and broadwaye to go darke. Thei want wryteres to stop writinge. Thei want to give us hell and have us pay for it.

As far as celebrity impressions go, is Jennifer Coolidge the new Christopher Walken?

Carney: "American hegemony in particular helped provide public goods, a stable financial system... this bargain no longer works. Let me be direct. We are in the midst of a rupture, not a transition... recently, great powers have begun using economic integration as a weapon. Tariffs as leverage ... "

What percentage of global cloud storage arrays is filled with ADHD screenshots that will either never be looked at or looked at but not understood due to total lack of context?

no one:

the president of the united states: they wont stop checking me for brain damage

It’s past time to look at the ownership of Postmedia. The irony is that if we ever had a Chinese-owned or Indian-owned media business with the reach of Postmedia, they themselves would SCREAM about it all day every day.

Thogh no thinge
No thinge kan keepe us togethir
We kan beat them
Forevir and evir
& we koude be heroes
just for one daye

1947-2016

If America is to survive, the cycle of a Republican administrations doing crimes and then being excused so the “nation can heal” that has gone on since Nixon, has to end in 2029. This can’t be like Watergate, Iran-Contra, War on Terror, or J6.