Alaia

load bearing tweet for a settler colonial society

Height. Shoe size. Eye colour. Hair texture. Body hair density (plus chest hair gone). The hip thing. Skin texture. Smell. Sense of smell and taste. Plus trivial stuff like totally changing shape and not constantly wanting to die.

There are more, I’m sure, but it’s been 25 years. I forget things.

CEOs of Anthropic and Deepmind (both AI scientists by background) this week predicting AGI in 2- and 5- years respectively. Both stating clearly that they would prefer a slow down or pause in progress, to address safety issues and to allow society and governance to catch up. 1/5

Es brujería

Acabo de comer un seitan que sabía tan fuerte a torreznos que casi vomito porque pensaba que era carne

himejoshi are some of the most talented people on the planet i tell you

[nsfw sex ed] people writing/drawing tgirl erotica tip: perineum is woefully neglected as "flap of skin between the bits and the hole" when you should in fact consider it part of the genital complex. only reason it isn't is because heterosexuality constructs bodily sex out of primacy of reproduction

Tea Break🫖

Shin-Chan se trouve dans la loge noire de Twin Peaks avec son chien Shiro. Il est assis sur un fauteuil.

Pokemon Trainer Card: Steven's Advice: "Don't read Hegel." Steven is a bit of a dandy.

Screenshot of a Tumblr post saying: "Had a dream that Sabrina carpenter died and everyone was super sad about it but, unwilling to be upstaged, taylor swift flew her private jet directly into a block of apartments killing herself and hundreds of innocent people and everyone called it the gay 9/11"

When people talk about reasons to leave X, the fact that the owner is a mass murderer doesn't get mentioned enough. The Grok porn stuff is foul. The naked white nationalism is foul. This is worse.

A very cute but forlorn looking brown and white puppy with big eyes and floppy ears, sitting on a forest themed blanket. Facebook post message: “Central PA Humane Society: Susan from Accounting is a 4 month old female. We were told she is a Beagle/Australian shepherd mix”

BREAKING: This dog is named Susan From Accounting

Polar Pokemon🧊

Discord DMs from EmilyBoo-niper at 12:03: Screenshot of a tumblr post from sepiapol that says “Doing irreparable damage to both popular culture and the progress of social justice by getting mrbeast to read ranked competitive breast growth” WHAT'S UP, IT'S ME AGAIN, ya boy, Mister Beast! This week I am challenging THESE TWENTY MEN to grow bigger tits than me! --- What's up, it's me, M-... Mister Beast! We're checking back in on the breast growth challenge! --- *lying on the floor sobbing* oh hey it's me again --- WHAT'S UP, IT'S ME AGAIN, Mx. Beast!

very important update!

Me encanta que salgan nuevos trailers del live action de One Piece porque la gente que no lee el manga ni ve el anime siempre tiene un montón de preguntas graciosísimas y ninguna tiene respuesta complicada, igual que pasaba cuando estaba saliendo la primera temporada.

-¿Eso es una nutria subida en un pájaro disparando una metralleta?
-Sí.
-¿Es una fruta del diablo...?
-No, es una nutria subida en un pájaro disparando una metralleta.

you can get estrogel and a pizza in mexico delivered and i was reminded that "hrt otc" in the anglosphere is a situation where we are sad regressive regimes catching up to the rest of the free world & the mandate of democratic republicanism in this hemisphere lies not w the US but with latin america

Incredible... they were all playing #ofthedevil....

New dating strategy just dropped

Twitter post from Elizabeth Holmes where she posts an article saying Castration Linked to Increased Lifespan in Mammals and the text is How committed is @bryan_johnson (the tech CEO on a clearly feminizing dose of estrogen) to increasing lifespan? Your move Bryan. 🔪🥜

elizabeth holmes is forcefem castration kinkposting from prison

Mamdani’s New York is out of control

Cuántos días seguidos puede alimentarse de albondigas de IKEA alguien antes de morir? Es para una amiga

Resulta que tengo un IKEA que tiene albondigas veganas para llevar a dos minutos andando de la ofi

when you start transitioning they tell you youre gonna upend society and defeat god and then youre 3 years in and none of that has happened but instead youve transformed into Literally Just Some Lady Who Likes Books And Cheese

An ad for WEED INFUSED COMMUNION WAFERS

Absolutely LOSING MY MIND at this ad

Incredible work, I love humanity

So happy Wizards let me preview one of my favorite arts I've ever done for the game, Dawnhand Eulogist.

I got to work on this set from the very first stages from concept art, to the illustrations for my favorite plane Lorwyn <3

#wotc #LorwynEclipsed #MagicTheGathering #illustration #art

NOT WHAT I MEANT!!!!