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When you feel like you need to move from protesting outside of USAID to protesting outside of Chuck Schumer’s office it’s time for a change. Let’s stop playing games. Let’s be honest with each other and as a party. This is not working and it is not acceptable. And this cannot continue.

14.03.2025 05:30 — 👍 8419    🔁 2024    💬 291    📌 104

Domestic Abuser

14.03.2025 03:28 — 👍 16    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Hate to break it to y’all, but eventually… we’re gonna have to do something.

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Series of photos (1 out of 4) showing two bluebirds -- the male on a post, facing away, his electric blue feathers on full display. And coming in hot from the sky is the LADY BLUEBIRD, less colorful and more blue-gray, who is about to fuck his shit up. I dunno if this is a mating thing, or if she's just trying to beat the shit out of him, but she's definitely divebombing his head. Maybe he's into that sort of thing. I won't judge. Whether this is a spat or a mating ritual (or both, no shame), who can say? I'm not a licensed birdologist. In this photo her wings are in, tucked back like an F-14 Tomcat, and she's just dropping out of orbit. Photo by me, Chuck Wendig

Series of photos (1 out of 4) showing two bluebirds -- the male on a post, facing away, his electric blue feathers on full display. And coming in hot from the sky is the LADY BLUEBIRD, less colorful and more blue-gray, who is about to fuck his shit up. I dunno if this is a mating thing, or if she's just trying to beat the shit out of him, but she's definitely divebombing his head. Maybe he's into that sort of thing. I won't judge. Whether this is a spat or a mating ritual (or both, no shame), who can say? I'm not a licensed birdologist. In this photo her wings are in, tucked back like an F-14 Tomcat, and she's just dropping out of orbit. Photo by me, Chuck Wendig

Series of photos (2 out of 4) showing two bluebirds -- the male on a post, facing away, his electric blue feathers on full display. And coming in hot from the sky is the LADY BLUEBIRD, less colorful and more blue-gray, who is about to fuck his shit up. I dunno if this is a mating thing, or if she's just trying to beat the shit out of him, but she's definitely divebombing his head. Maybe he's into that sort of thing. I won't judge. Whether this is a spat or a mating ritual (or both, no shame), who can say? I'm not a licensed birdologist. In this photo, she has made contact with the male, who is now like WTF as she is nearly all the way on top of him. Chaos reigns. Photo by me, Chuck Wendig

Series of photos (2 out of 4) showing two bluebirds -- the male on a post, facing away, his electric blue feathers on full display. And coming in hot from the sky is the LADY BLUEBIRD, less colorful and more blue-gray, who is about to fuck his shit up. I dunno if this is a mating thing, or if she's just trying to beat the shit out of him, but she's definitely divebombing his head. Maybe he's into that sort of thing. I won't judge. Whether this is a spat or a mating ritual (or both, no shame), who can say? I'm not a licensed birdologist. In this photo, she has made contact with the male, who is now like WTF as she is nearly all the way on top of him. Chaos reigns. Photo by me, Chuck Wendig

Series of photos (3 out of 4) showing two bluebirds -- the male on a post, facing away, his electric blue feathers on full display. And coming in hot from the sky is the LADY BLUEBIRD, less colorful and more blue-gray, who is about to fuck his shit up. I dunno if this is a mating thing, or if she's just trying to beat the shit out of him, but she's definitely divebombing his head. Maybe he's into that sort of thing. I won't judge. Whether this is a spat or a mating ritual (or both, no shame), who can say? I'm not a licensed birdologist. In this photo, she has made contact with the male, one leg out right on his fool head. He looks like he's about to fall off the post, which would be pretty embarrassing for a bird. Do birds ever just like, fall? I've seen my dog trip on stuff and that's pretty embarrassing. It's like, you got four legs, dog, have some grace, jeez. Photo by me, Chuck Wendig

Series of photos (3 out of 4) showing two bluebirds -- the male on a post, facing away, his electric blue feathers on full display. And coming in hot from the sky is the LADY BLUEBIRD, less colorful and more blue-gray, who is about to fuck his shit up. I dunno if this is a mating thing, or if she's just trying to beat the shit out of him, but she's definitely divebombing his head. Maybe he's into that sort of thing. I won't judge. Whether this is a spat or a mating ritual (or both, no shame), who can say? I'm not a licensed birdologist. In this photo, she has made contact with the male, one leg out right on his fool head. He looks like he's about to fall off the post, which would be pretty embarrassing for a bird. Do birds ever just like, fall? I've seen my dog trip on stuff and that's pretty embarrassing. It's like, you got four legs, dog, have some grace, jeez. Photo by me, Chuck Wendig

Series of photos (4 out of 4) -- now it's down to just the male bluebird who is kind of doing this HOVERBIRB thing as he goes to leave the top of the post and go after the female, who is out of frame. Photo by me, Chuck Wendig

Series of photos (4 out of 4) -- now it's down to just the male bluebird who is kind of doing this HOVERBIRB thing as he goes to leave the top of the post and go after the female, who is out of frame. Photo by me, Chuck Wendig

Take a bird, leave a bird.

Here are four bird pics -- the conclusion of the EPIC BLUEBIRD SAGA which wasn't really epic nor was it a saga but here it is, in four snaps.

Photos by me.

07.03.2025 13:33 — 👍 4032    🔁 257    💬 205    📌 22

His contributions are invaluable and enrich our lives. Just his solo in “Breathe” alone surpasses many other works.

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