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@satonna.bsky.social

I like to collect books, cats, yarn, and spell books. Married happily to best friend, currently serving two cats named Gremlin and Fidget. PLEASE NO DMS.

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Let's hope Presidents day follows the theme, lol

15.02.2026 04:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a statue of a goat with its arms raised in the air ALT: a statue of a goat with its arms raised in the air

Man, I did NOT have PSA's on goat fuckers by AI on my bingo card. What a timeline...

15.02.2026 04:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman is laughing and saying `` me '' while sitting in front of a bookshelf . ALT: a woman is laughing and saying `` me '' while sitting in front of a bookshelf .

Well said.

14.02.2026 22:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Valid reason. Personally, I like to throw in the occasional cackle, just to milk the chaos.

14.02.2026 22:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Loooooovvve Kellerman! Enjoy!
Now you have me craving that vibe, too, lol! This will end with me in the library, trying to decide between Sanford's Prey series and Leslie Glass April Woo, with me finally deciding to just pull out some Kellerman instead! Ooohhhhh, maybe Patterson?

07.02.2026 12:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cat is peeking out from under a blanket on a bed ALT: a cat is peeking out from under a blanket on a bed
03.02.2026 11:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So nice to see something good happening for a change! I'm so relieved and happy for them.

02.02.2026 10:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Right? It's four am and I'm giggling so loud I just woke the damn cats, lol!

02.02.2026 09:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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No new pictures

02.02.2026 09:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This reflects several failures. Flash bangs arenโ€™t just tossed. They should be deliberately โ€œplacedโ€ in clear line of sight, having made certain that no children, animals, vulnerable persons, flammable, or other dangerous conditions are present. Failure to abide these basic safeties is malfeasance.

15.01.2026 05:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a purple tie dye shirt is sitting in front of a mirror and saying yeah man yeah . ALT: a man in a purple tie dye shirt is sitting in front of a mirror and saying yeah man yeah .

Love the stoner logic! ๐Ÿคฃ

14.01.2026 14:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey, a girl's gotta have priorities ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ

09.01.2026 16:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, my stove broke and now I air fry everything and use the oven for oversized books. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

09.01.2026 14:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Guuuurrrllll...better be proactive and get a pair, lol.

09.01.2026 06:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's not laziness, it's a type of shock your brain experiences when you start to truly be aware of the wounds you took, like how cuts barely hurts till you see the blood. The more you try to "push through" the worse it will get, so take time now, well spaced, to prevent a breakdown. โค๏ธ DM if u need

07.01.2026 20:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors, and laugh at them in our turn?
Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

07.01.2026 05:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump's a piece of shit ...

03.01.2026 12:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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We have the four pawsters of the catapocalypse, Hexen, Eerie, Gremlin, and fidget.

Here are three of my psychos ...

18.12.2025 22:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Uhmm .... respectfully, when do they follow the law? I mean, if you're expecting that, you haven't been paying attention to this admin.

18.12.2025 13:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am already saving up my bail money, lol

17.12.2025 10:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sweetie, I'm not a doctor, but I don't think you need to be too frightened yet as there are so many things that can cause this. You need blood work because there's a great chance this could be a vitamin deficiency, B in particular. Try not to borrow trouble, as hard as that will be. Hugs.

17.12.2025 10:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is why I don't do library books, I never want to give them back...

17.12.2025 04:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shoot, my cats just sinister the bowl right out of my hands. They're scarier than my husband...lol

17.12.2025 04:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LOVE this, but it wouldn't be big enough. I actually use a laundry basket ๐Ÿงบ to keep the million sets of dpns I have. Don't judge, lol....

17.12.2025 03:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good. Ice on pulse points should help, it stops the nausea.
I'm sorry you're struggling with this. If you can sip juice, that helps with blood sugar issues you're likely feeling.

17.12.2025 03:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mr Wizard, go eat something before I swat you with my broom and blue sky gets their first witch/wizard war. Start with something plain, it will be easier on you, sweetie. Now put the phone down...lol

17.12.2025 03:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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She's absolutely gorgeous.

11.12.2025 11:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Dude...Blazing saddles!

08.12.2025 13:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's thinking, "I'll be dating that kid in ten years ..."

08.12.2025 13:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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