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Digital Marketer | Used to produce video game essays and comedy shorts for PopcornNOTAllowed, maybe I'll start that up again someday. | ♡ Anime, Movies & Video Games | Took the vowels out of my name.

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I wasn't expecting Donkey Kong to catch so many strays, but each was funnier than the last.

31.10.2025 18:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He did sell me on Cauldron tho, honestly.

31.10.2025 18:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This isn't skepticism, you're just straight up beating the drum without being 100% sure yourself.

24.10.2025 23:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Guilty.

14.09.2025 00:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah, I pretty much started another playthrough after I beat it. Taking my time and exploring side content more thoroughly. Just started Act 3 again. Never beat a game twice in the same year before.

14.08.2025 12:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This week's New Show Plus poll ended in a tie, so we were forced to combine the two show ideas: Can we pass a Canadian citizenship test WHILE Chillin By The Fire on Nintendo Switch 2? youtu.be/Fchp1p2MkwA

Sorry, we mean Nintendo Switch Toonie.

13.08.2025 16:24 — 👍 16    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

You literally agree with half of them. Relax.

01.08.2025 08:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Or they just take out these scary ass knives to open boxes as if a pair of scissors doesn't do the trick.

01.08.2025 07:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Feel free to pile on even more.

31.07.2025 23:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We know SAG AFTRA doesn't work for several of their VAs including those on the dev team. Either you replace your non union cast or make them all join.

We know the OG VA put them on blast by trying to make it seem like an AI issue (hence the initial statement) and rally the internet against them.

25.07.2025 00:20 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What was the alternative given the circumstances?

24.07.2025 22:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That's like two Clair Obscurs.

17.07.2025 18:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have no idea what season 3 people watched to be that down on it.

17.07.2025 17:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Wrestling is weird man.

17.06.2025 01:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hell yeah. Thanks for putting this on my radar.

16.06.2025 12:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Silent Touch.

13.06.2025 20:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So you're one of those loud keyboard people.

13.06.2025 19:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Notice how Super Mario and all his supposed “enemies” are happy to get together and go go-kart racing? Wake up. It’s all kayfabe

06.06.2025 04:11 — 👍 7374    🔁 1040    💬 77    📌 31
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Thirty-three days ago, we released Clair Obscur: Expedition 33.

Since then, we’ve sold 3.3 million copies.

Seriously. As of today.
We couldn’t make that up.

Another entry on the long list of surreal moments that your support has made real.

Thank you ALL.

27.05.2025 14:04 — 👍 8059    🔁 1935    💬 249    📌 230
"You know, I saw SINNERS three times in theaters."

"You know, I saw SINNERS three times in theaters."

28.05.2025 01:29 — 👍 3809    🔁 498    💬 24    📌 26

This was me pretty much every other new area. Started to enjoy it personally.

13.05.2025 08:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Critical paths have lights of some kind floating around it, but yeah, it's still easy to get turned around.

27.04.2025 20:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This is a freaking video game. Premise, story, gameplay, characters excuted so well it reminds you of the feeling you only get from this medium. Getting my ass kicked by bosses and wanting to immediately run it back, each fight more fun as the last as you get the timing down. Well done Sandfall.

27.04.2025 06:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lion King.

27.04.2025 03:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Did you talk to any of them?

27.04.2025 03:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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26.04.2025 00:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Monday Meeting would've been perfect.

15.04.2025 15:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Screengrab from a 2021 Slate article headlined An Interview with the Guy Who Yells Mortal Kombat in the the Theme for Mortal Kombat. The subheading is Nearly three decades later he's still got it. The byline is Matthew Dessem.

The featured text is the form of a Q and A. 

I see. Will you do it over the phone?

Would I do it over the phone? Absolutely.

Let's hear it.

Mortal Kombat!

Screengrab from a 2021 Slate article headlined An Interview with the Guy Who Yells Mortal Kombat in the the Theme for Mortal Kombat. The subheading is Nearly three decades later he's still got it. The byline is Matthew Dessem. The featured text is the form of a Q and A. I see. Will you do it over the phone? Would I do it over the phone? Absolutely. Let's hear it. Mortal Kombat!

Bring back proper games journalism.

10.04.2025 08:20 — 👍 18949    🔁 3897    💬 75    📌 65

This episode definitely wins for most accurate impressions.

10.04.2025 12:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mario Kart World Rated M for Cannibalism.

04.04.2025 22:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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