Disappointed But Not Surprised

Aide Wearily Begins 5th Explanation Of Why Trump Can’t Pardon Prince Andrew WASHINGTON—Exhausted from repeated efforts to explain the most basic aspect of political power, an aide to President Trump nevertheless began wearily explaining for the fifth time Friday why he couldn...

“I know Andrew is a good man who’s been treated terribly, but you remember when we learned a few minutes ago that England and the United States are two different countries?” said Senior Advisor Gerald Donovan

Or we could tear it down and just not replace it. ICE serves no real purpose, it's only useful for racist violence and, I know this is a hot take, maybe we should not do that.

JFC this guy was everywhere. He's like the Forrest Gump of Crimes Against Humanity.

"It doesn't have to be done, it just has to be perfect." - ADHD Mantra

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The least surprising news I have heard since discovering that Nick Fuentes is a virgin.

Bush v Shoe, round 2

The concentration camps will not only be for immigrants, documented or otherwise. They already aren't.

They won't only be for brown and Black people.

The targets will keep expanding. It will not end.

The only way it will is if we stop it. Both in and out of the system. There is no other way.

At this point, MAGA is just the party of nazi pedophiles. There’s no getting around it, no reforming it, no pretending it’s about anything else. This is who they are, and always will be.

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Roses are red
Gender is performative
I wish Valentines Day wasn't
So heteronormative

The heaviest objects in the known universe are sleeping cats. You live here now.

Thinking about the time Leonid Brezhnev had a stroke, and then continued to rule the USSR for 6 more years, in which time he barely knew where he was or what was happening.

Congrats to whoever the father is I guess

God I would pay good money to watch Dario and Sam locked in a room with you and a microphone for 2 hours

Huge scandal that Minneapolis has been crawling with terrorists this whole time. They've been living among us undercover as poets and nurses. And would've continued to, had it not been for the work of our bravest child kidnappers

“In charge of the Abyss, with Ian Coldwater”

I’m sure MAGA would be very upset if any of them knew how to read.

Speaking as someone who tames hungry ghosts for a living, this is highly accurate.

Time is a flat circle

What does that have to do with anything?

I mean, no. People are not ok with anything that idiot does. But people are not the ones with any power to stop him because he is the wealthiest asshole in a world that rewards wealthy assholes with more wealth for being assholes.

Enshittification comes for everyone

AI Boosters: If this succeeds, it will do everyones jobs and destroy the economy! If this fails, it will destroy the entire economy and everyone will lose their jobs!

also AI Boosters: Why aren't people more excited about this amazing technology?

God, the final episode of The Prisoner was absolutely bonkers. What an absolutely brilliant show, but that episode was just… wow.

Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City It’s so easy to label people these days. From the way folks have been talking, you’d think everyone falls into two buckets: those who voted against...

"It’s disgusting and, frankly, counterproductive to point out that I voted for this. To imply that I had personal free will and agency when I walked into a voting booth and picked Mayor Bomberman is insulting."

#McSweeneysTop20of2025

two stills from malcom in the middle a guy says "Considering what happened last year that's pretty brave of you."

When people say they're excited for 2026

"New year, new me" says my clone, as he shovels my body into the incinerator

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