Jacob Blair

This is grim shit.

IMHO the best Dwayne Johnson performance was Southland Tales, which is absolutely a Big Swing

Outside of being reborn as an EV, this is insane. Kia Souls are more abundant than Priuses around here.

Gotta be honest, I thought you were using an unusual choice of a pen name back in the Commentator days.

My "Alf Slop" list gonna get me banned

This gear is more embarrassing that the shit that was sold at the gas station by where I grew up

"hand-to-hand combat with antifa every night"

(pounding table) bottle episode! Bottle episode!

(in disability-mandated PTSD therapy) "Its all I see when I try to sleep, the frog, he's gyrating his hips suggestively. Make it stop."

Wait for it

ICE admits that up to 50% of arrests in its Chicago raids are "collateral.” These aren't statistics. They are parents taken from their children, neighbors taken from our communities. When does a "collateral" U.S. citizen child's trauma matter? This isn't law enforcement; it's a campaign of terror.

Tell it.

Oregon/Indiana gonna be fire, and I am trying very hard to forget the last time IU played at Autzen

The chances of getting to say Sven Win Sark are growing.

Inaugural smoker run at the new house, first time making pork belly burnt ends. Very good, and inspiring me to do some research on building an outdoor oven to complete the outdoor cooking experience.

Yeah but are they gonna do quad or Alton Baker?

Thanks to my youngest kid I have now seen the music video of the Kidz Bop Pink Pony Club cover, I'm pretty sure Im 80% to Sam Neill in Event Horizon now

We had such a gudetama back then.

that 1776-2026 feels like a obit more than anything.

You can't raid and arrest everyone in an entire apartment building, or even legitimately get a warrant to do that, any more than you could for a whole neighborhood. That would be a general warrant. This is the most specific core the-British-did-it-to-us thing the Fourth Amendment is written to ban.

At the risk of hyperbole these really may be the most horrible people to ever live.

Cannot wait for this to spectacularly fail.

Happy birthday, you magnificent bastard.

You’re gonna see a lot of grandiloquent galaxy-brained “this makes business sense” arguments but a PE relationship means inviting a partner whose explicit role is to hand you cash for the privilege of laying an egg in your chest

The IPO and Boersma no longer being CEO de-weirded their expansions to me. They're no longer carts of stoners run out of Grants Pass.

Fuck him up, Socrates

Clippy: "It looks like you butt-pivoted that sheet. Would you like to hear more ways to embarrass yourself?"

Thinking about the Roman Empire so much more efficiently

We are one Tyler Shough start away from 15% of teams having started a former Duck

I'm being attacked