Zayloxithe

My latest shiny in @pokemongoapp.bsky.social. The mice are here! #PokemonGo #Shinypokemon #shiny #pokemon #shinyhunter #niantic

Not much will be as legendary as @dmcintyrewwe.bsky.social tweeting "bored at work lol" mid match at wrestlemania TWICE and then getting a shirt made of it.

Employee: Boss. I'd like to ask for a raise.
Boss: Why?
Employee: You might not know this, but I have three companies after me!
Boss: Which ones?
Employee: Gas, water, and electric

i love when mgk keeps in mess ups or him goofing around with friends in his songs

No stream tonight. Got a decent amount of sun this weekend and feeling kinda low energy tonight so just gonna relax tonight off stream. I apologize for any disappointment and thanks for understanding. Be sure to show other streamer friends love! Next planned stream is Tuesday. Hope to see you then

Imagine if Americans suddenly switched from pounds to kilograms. There would be mass confusion

I deleted the original post because i forgot to attach the image in the first AS WELL AS getting the other shiny hatch after the fact.

My shiny haul for munchlax hatch day in @pokemongoapp.bsky.social. Pretty good haul and still have 3 to hatch. #PokemonGo #Shinypokemon #shiny #pokemon #shinyhunter #niantic

I just realized that machine gun kelly seemingly changed song titles before release. I checked my cd copy of Lost Americana and it has the title as Run Rebel Run, on spotify it's listed as dont wait run fast. #lostamericana #mgk #Machinegunkelly

Look at this adorable full art pull i just got in @pokemontcgpocket.bsky.social. What a cutie! #PokemonTCGPocket

My latest shiny in @pokemongoapp.bsky.social! I finally got myself a shiny origin forme palkia! #PokemonGo #Shinypokemon #shiny #pokemon #shinyhunter #niantic

Was a lot of fun! will take some learning but it's a great game with friends!

Thanks to VampireSakura, InspectorSnickers and Schmerkadabur for joining in the game and @britterfree.bsky.social for the raid!

We raided out to show @whatsherface.bsky.social love

Zayloxithe - Twitch Over the mountain when we come or something

We're reaching the peak here! come vibe see what chaos ensues! www.twitch.tv/zayloxithe

After a few listen I've gathered my opinion on Halestorm's new album Everest. I love the mix of heavier tracks they're known for, slower ballads and some somber tracks. The guitars & drums are phenomenal. I didn't think it was possible but Lzzy Hale's voice got more even powerful.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Wafer.
Wafer who?
Wafer me ---- I'm coming right now!

I apologize for any disappointment and thank you for understanding. next planned stream is saturday evening.

I'm going to be cancelling tonight's stream to just rest and relax, I'm not feeling the best tonight. I want to try to be able to give the best i can to the community and i'm not feeling i can provide that tonight between mental tiredness and feeling nauseous.

that's a classic! love a good pun!

Shoutout to the band Platinum Moon for their new single release, The Pills. Fantastic new rock track! really well written, catchy chorus, great drumming and guitar work. well done!

I have yet to hear a Not Enough Space song that i haven't enjoyed. They're so consistently good! I'm hyped to hear the new album when it comes out!

What a great day for new music! New albums from Machine Gun Kelly, Attack Attack!, Halestorm and BABYMETAL, along with singles from Trivium, Falling In Reverse and Not Enough Space. We were really spoiled today with some awesome tunes! #NewMusicFriday

"Just wait," said the man. "I wanted a second opinion, so I went to another doctor, and he told me i had the exact opposite problem! That's why you can never trust a doctor."
"Well, what did he say your problem was?"
"The swindler said that one of my legs was Longer than the other!" (3/3)

"Well, I have this limp and a pain in one of my legs," said the man. "When I went to the first doctor, he told me that one of my legs was shorter than the other, and I would nee to wear special inserts in my shoes to even them out."
"That sounds reasonable," said his friend. (2/3)

Two friends met up for lunch one day. One of them mentioned he had recently been to a few doctors. "And I'll never trust another doctor!" he exclaimed.
"Why? What happened?" asked his friend. (1/3)

Just finished listening to Attack Attack! new album Attack Attack! II. Basically everything you expect out of a new Attack Attack release. I love their mix of electronic and metal, catchy chorus, fun breakdowns, good riffs. Another banger after banger album. Crabcore never dies.

"They told me pick a genre, I picked them all. I flow with whatever moves me like I'm swimming" - machine gun kelly (tell me whats up) #LostAmericana #MGK #MachineGunKelly

that's good!

I know it may sound cliché but dont wait just run to listen to machine gun kelly new goddamn album Lost Americana today and tell me whats up. #machinegunkelly #MGK #lostamericana

I would absolutely love to hear WWE use "dont wait run fast" by machine gun kelly in some way. Be it a PLE theme or promo package or highlight package. Anything would be amazing.

I absolutely love Lost Americana by machine gun kelly. Just when you think you figured him out he throws a curveball. Great expansion of his discography exploring genres. Absolutely a vibes album. Relatable lyrics with great emotion. #MGK #lostamericana #machinegunkelly