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Weapons was amazing, run, don't walk, to your nearest showing

I'd read it as I'MNOT, great anti-gambling campaign

as long as there's no Pico you're good

like "cassette futurism", sci-fi of our era will eventually be known as "coitus futurism" for its comical depiction of characters engaging in traditional sexual rituals instead of just sitting down next to each other fully clothed and mashing the orgasm button on the back of each other's necks

it's funny that you won't know which parts of your sci-fi story will wind up dated until science suddenly catches up

deus ex human revolution is set in a very accelerated 2027, but now its depiction of fake news being hand-crafted by newsrooms using 3D computer graphics is oddly outdated

future mass link rot event when twitter gets sold again but Elon takes back his x.com domain

on top of lacking the "uhs" and "ums", we probably also just pick up on very subtle errors in tone/cadence that couldn't arise if you were actually formulating the words off the top of your head

this one has my favorite face edit, just slightly more sly/smug, nothing but money on the mind

if they keep making me laugh I'll keep making them

#QOTD

#QOTD

effective altruist-controlled payment processor that just forges all payment records and reroutes all money to shrimp welfare

woke payment processor that refuses to serve platforms offering content depicting racism, sexism, homophobia, etc.

deltarune splat sfx featured in flcl ep4

(notices the checkout lady at the grocery store is actually an old coworker in a full-body skinsuit and is also their old abusive schoolmistress who was also a witch who killed them in a previous life) Ahh, it's a small world...

mellow schizophrenic who enjoys the sense of structure and connectedness from seeing the patterns relating all things

opening work laptop after a long weekend and that mf been turned on the entire time, that's a #WindowsClassic

the earnest Labubu vs. the soulless Funko Pop

I've been spelling it "mischevous" to balance out people adding extra i's

we're seeing guys hoist by their own petards that have never been hoist by petards before

it'd be more concerning if the "have ever used it" graph was on a downward trend

weeër...

last one, I hope

#QOTD

astute of her

"the problem with problems is that problems are a problem" - mama margey thatchey

I was inspired

this bit is just for me, I'm repeating these phrases in my head and it sounds like a ytp sentence mix and I'm laughing