Sic semper tyrannis

Remember kids, just because something is illegal doesn’t mean you shouldn’t do it. For example: punching Nazis

why are there 2 Ts in Matthew? Its unneccesary and makes me want to mispronounce it. Please start naming your children Mathew. Its time we righted this wrong. Thank you.

Legos are a dumb gift to wrap. Every box sounds exactly like legos.

The correct lyrics to Scar Tissue by RHCP are as follows: With a bloody shit, it’s a lonely view.
I don’t care what the lyric sheet says about birds.

Sometimes I think about how much of a big deal Vince made about a $5 shake in Pulp Fiction. That’s a sweet deal these days.

13 whole followers, I am killing this social media thing. Can’t wait to retire from my real job.

Controversia take: we won’t start to heal as a nation until Ska makes a comeback. I can’t explain the science but it’s true.

Is there a blue checkmark equivalent here to know who’s really who? I want to make sure I’m following the real Bea Arthur

Do you think they’ll come up with a new name for Dystopian America or will they be lazy and call it Gillead like they saw on TV?

Any Canadians looking to adopt a family of 5? At least one of those 5 is a dog if that helps

No but I did stop posting on Twitter much earlier so I got that going for me