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i would not be awed by the geico gecko if i met him or grateful for the money he's saved me on my car insurance. i would immediately step on him

Every day he shows up and points at a non gold thing in the room and says "hey make that gold"

(seeing a bible chapter and verse sticker on a car window in traffic) oh cool. i'll be sure to go home and look that up. and then, believe in it

He wants to be on the Mamdani investigation committee

You wanted him to play some art

There's never been anyone worse at this. Every time he's in some sort of large scale historical moment in politics he completely shits his pants

Remember the ADL has repeatedly downplayed Elon Musk doing a seig heil and posting antisemitic shit on Twitter

You don't need me to tell you this is yet more good money being burned after bad. But as someone who's worked with that QA team, I'll say they're unsung heroes who truly play a huge role in maintaining SE's reputation for high quality locs and to attempt to replace them with AI is deeply insulting.

Bill Cosby is out of jail, Louis CK sells out stadiums, even Woody Allen is being invited back into polite society. What "excesses" are these people talking about?

"About fucking time" becoming the most popular trending topic of all time in light of this news

the women in the workplace discourse is very funny because a man who can act normal in an office environment that's predominantly female is absolutely on easy street. it's maybe the best gig anyone in history has had. and yet for many guys it is utterly impossible

Still somehow the least insane post he’s made in like seven years.

Bragging to my kids how brave I was for making an okay NBC sitcom an ideological flashpoint.

"People really knew how to protest then"

On the last episode of Young Sheldon RFK actually pulls the switch on Sheldon's electric chair

I'm canceling parks and rec because everyone is being weird about it

I'm saying this as someone who runs a podcast about media: I'm glad you like a TV show, but who gives a shit

the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates

just want to correct everyone: this is the WESTCHESTER KNICKS logo, not the NY Knicks. The G League affiliate, which is fitting.

Every Liberal Op-Ed on Dick Cheney’s death

Manga releases an hour earlier daylight savings fuckin owns

The gutting of Teen Vogue, a publication which dared to treat its readers seriously and with respect, is an especially dispiriting day in old media's long, self-destructive forced march to nowhere

no offense but what a baby. i'm on way more lists than that and you don't hear me crying about it

Your Friend Asked You a Question. Don't Copy and Paste an Answer From a Chatbot Your friend came to you because they respect your knowledge and opinion, and outsourcing the answer to a machine is lazy and rude. Just answer them yourself.

Your friend came to you because they respect your knowledge and opinion, and outsourcing the answer to a machine is lazy and rude. Just answer them yourself.

Do you think Vin likes Cross more than Trigger?

Top 10 US billionaires’ collective wealth grew by $698bn in past year – report Oxfam warns Trump policies risk driving inequality to new heights – but Democrats have also exacerbated wealth gap

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It's interesting that wise conservative business guys implicitly understand "return on investment" except when it comes to this. It's better for YOU if your neighbor gets enough to eat so he can become your community's mechanic, accountant, dentist--whatever!--instead of lying dead in a ditch

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