Legs

Me 🤝 walking away immediately when the currency exchange person won’t tell me what percentage they take.
I was negotiating for my older sisters’ bags on Canal Street at 13, I’m not here to play.

I really wish cordial was something that wasn’t so difficult to find in North America. I miss being able to upgrade water so easily.

As someone that grew up in New England but has never been one to thrive in winter and cold weather, one of my favorite little luxuries to make it more bearable is using my towel warmer for not only my towel, but my pajamas for after a shower. It truly is a game changer.

I know I’ve been riding and around horses for too long when my automatic response to unexpected braking, even as a passenger princess, is a “woah” 💀

Seeing people I’ve been friends with for years reposting memes and jokes at the expense of celebrities’ bodies is so wildly disappointing every time.

As someone who gets glowy during cardio, especially on my face and neck, getting a rechargeable stroller can I can just put on the machine in front of me during workouts is such a game changer.

Thinking about making a google album entitled “Photos for The Board” shared with a few trusted folks so that in the event of my untimely death I still have final approval of which photos of me are used for the slideshow/memorial.
I WILL be haunting mfs that share unflattering photos

The problem with being a woman who looks somewhat put together on public transit is that strangers will start to approach you for directions. No shade my guy, but it’s me and my route to work against the world

And yes, my neuropsych tests have consistently come back with short and long term memory in the 94-98 percentile, but come on. If I list everything that ever has happened, we will be here until Labor Day.

Workm*ns comp really called at 6:30 on a Friday night, then proceeded to ask me to list every injury or break I’ve ever had since I was a child.

Girl, I know for a fact it says on your paperwork that the injury that caused me to file…. is a concussion.

Let's do basic math: 12 meals-ready-to-eat per case. 48 cases per pallet. That's 576 meals per pallet. Say you gotta feed a million people, three meals a day. One pallet will feed 192 people per day. To feed a million people, you'd have to airdrop 5,208 pallets per day. Like come on. This is stupid.

Good. Good. You see where I’m going with this.

Dramatic and shocking footage of the chaos that is L.A., from my house.

Listen, yes, you’ve heard it before on TikTok but I am here to tell you that I regret not getting an African exfoliating net sponge YEARS ago. Getting clean with this is a JOY and experience and game changer. I am obsessed.

can I apply let them theory to my inner thoughts and anxieties?

omw to go ruin some boomer’s day as I vote in a red county&state in the largest pride flag earrings I own 🥰

I need everyone to manifest my sister actually replying to my texts.

There’s nothing wrong with her, she’s just been terrible at responding lately

please remove your shoes from the beautiful bookstore couches 😤

Today, my dog is upset with me because I won’t let her play with a toy that I’m in the middle of sewing up for her. Honestly, that’s on me.

@vadvms.bsky.social think I just added you on fb, please don’t think I’m a bot

I have been a 6’ phone cable person (at least by the bed/in my bag) for at least the past 6 years, and going back to a 3’ just seems unfathomable.

Dear senators who think you can’t do anything,

Today, Senator Van Hollen - through diplomatic pressure - got a meeting with Abrego Garcia in El Salvador. So that thing you’re thinking about doing? DO IT.

~ All of Us

Gamepiegon for iMessage should make a Hangman option.

Truly wild how many of these people supporting/working for ICE think they are on the right side of history

tim walz went to a restaurant in houston, bought food for a whole team of people, and asked the waiter "what's the order that's easiest on the kitchen staff" cause he knew it was a lot and i'm gonna allow myself a bit of mourning here that we could've had a guy who actually cares about others.

Cutting up your uniform shirts from former toxic workplaces and using them as cleaning rags for your bathroom? Highly recommend.

Especially as this place wanted their shirts back.

The “Hoizer yell” trend is ruining northern attitude as a song for me

Yes! Get that caffine treat, girl!

you know it’s bad when your sinus rinse gets a shoutout in your gratitude journal