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1978 with the release of Battlestar Galactica.

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When Walz capitulates on a thing like this it really sends the message, whether true or not, that he just doesn’t care at all, because it is so starkly different than his behavior when he clearly does care about something (even very worthy things like schools and trans kids).

“Can you direct me to the Naval Base in Alameda? It’s where they keep the Nuclear Wessls.”

The Whiskey Pete attack vector.

The Man Who Was Thirsty: Now With Alf Hog!

So Jesus was a Roman Centurion and present at the siege in his seventies? That’s some fanfic.

A dependent Y left to flounder on its own.

To CECOT.

Can’t get any stupider? Wait until Private Schmuckatelli gets a hold of it. Such madness hasn’t been seen since the invention of the Sharpie marker and 2 in. wide 100 MPH tape. Not even Military Special liquor at the Class 6 has wrought shenanigans as Grok will in the hands of the E4 Mafia.

Yes, Yizkor at a Reconstructionist synagogue.

Nixon talking to the paintings.

Never change Philly.

I’m certain that milliseconds the first multi-billion dollar fine and class action payout is levied against an Ai slop factories, the toothpaste will be magically jammed right back in the tube like it never came out.

So like…now what? Is there a plan here exactly for what happens when you decapitate a government overnight?

Or is this just the “Jesus take the wheel” school of military planning?

“happy new year!”

[two days later]

“we regret to inform you that having a happy new year is cancelled”

Nuclear block is the answer. Early, often, and without regrets.

DJ Voice: “And closing out the New Music Discovery Show is ‘Turbo Cancer’ from the Heavy Metal Parasites. It’s the latest single from their debut album ‘Stress Might Be The Fear of Cancer.’ They’re on tour now and look to be playing here at Booze Clues next month, so get your tickets now.”

Only Miami has the amount of coke needed to fuel NY finance bros.

The last day this will be true

I feel like Chapo Trap House is the Joe Rogan of the Left. But the Pod Save folks are the cut from the same cloth.

Not for me, because the end of the years are either:

1. “That rocked! More coming next year!” or
2. “That sucked! It can’t get worse.” or even
3. meh, keep the noise down

It’s the middle of the year when I go “What the Fucking Fuck?! It’s worse! Why did the good times stop?!”

CAP’N NUGGETS!

No has seen the Cap’n since! HDP is the Cap’n!

This is Sussex County erasure.

One year in middle school:
- Alien
- Apocalypse Now
- Blade Runner
- Threads

Like my coffee: A large-a one with Kareem.

I’ll see myself out.

As Ai chanakkiot go, it’s the least unbalanced, but it’s still getting the branches wrong.

Standing up to Washington and undoing the work of Richard M. Nixon … *checks notes* … 54 years after the fact.

I did this twice too. Once as a freshman in English where the previous week instructions were given to buy a blue book for the final. I didn’t buy one, & told the prof this so I’m bouncing. He had a stack & handed me one.

The other was my grad stats exam. I forgot my calculator.

I aced both.