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πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ sentient pizza tossed coast to coast and landed somehow in the middle. Obvious bots and crypto hos will be blocked. πŸ“Nashville, TN 🎨 Artist πŸ“ Salesman ☎️ 215 ➑️ 813 ➑️ 610 ➑️ 310 ➑️ 407 ➑️ 615

78 Followers  |  91 Following  |  82 Posts  |  Joined: 16.11.2024  |  2.2275

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Any comment on the Maryville Motorcade?

16.11.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Interestingly enough Southern Spear is Trump’s nickname for Lil Bubba

15.11.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You could keep it concise next time and just copy/pasta, β€œMy name is JD Vance and I am a lying sack of shit.”

21.10.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To my understanding he has the runs a lot.

20.10.2025 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Chip Roy doesn’t understand, his entire party will be burning in Hell alongside him if it really was a place that existed.

20.10.2025 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Republican Party is America’s ideological toilet.

20.10.2025 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump isn’t tracking anything. He’s too cognitively compromised to know where he is. That’s why you empty vessels in his administration need to resort to AI to make him look like someone he’ll never be.

20.10.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

King Pedophile himself

19.10.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That isn’t feces, that’s his mother’s ashes. Wait.

19.10.2025 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They’re either a bot or someone who looks like a member of CPAP Company’s nazi group chat.

19.10.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s amazing how stupid you think we are. Go back to sucking off Peter Thiel when Usha is asleep and cope with the fact that Donald Trump is a sexual predator who assaulted minors and women with Ghislaine and Jeffrey. But you already knew that.

19.10.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

JD thinks we’re dumb enough to fall for the lies he tells alongside his rapist of a boss. Fuck off, Vance.

01.10.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Go fuck yourself, JD.

26.09.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

JD likes to assert TP USA isn’t a bullshit hate group wrapped in a capitalist veneer. GFY.

24.09.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The President of the United States is a serial rapist. GFY, JD.

20.09.2025 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You act as though we don’t have eyes and ears. Just Dance Vance - Enemy of The Constitution

16.09.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your boss is a rapist. You’re just a cuck sack of shit.

08.09.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Go fuck yourself. You want to defend RFK Jr with transphobic bullshit? Whose dick did you suck anyway to get where you are?

08.09.2025 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Considering your boss is a child rapist, it’s fitting he resides in crime central.

08.08.2025 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unrelated. Is it weird that your boss is a child and female predator?

31.07.2025 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shut the whole kcuf up, JD.

31.07.2025 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your boss is a pedophile

18.07.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Go pollute another platform with this garbage, you insidious cuck.

15.07.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She thought she was getting an Epstein Visa

26.06.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

you come here to attack an already marginalized community? get fucked. blocked.

20.06.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Boyle: We just verified with the congressional budget office and of 13.7 million Americans who will lose their health care because of their bill, exactly zero are undocumented immigrants

22.05.2025 07:31 β€” πŸ‘ 19474    πŸ” 7194    πŸ’¬ 362    πŸ“Œ 283

Too many β€œmoderates” hate us f-slurs for this to yield a W.

14.05.2025 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A guitar amp with six pink stickers with a word each on them: text reads: β€œTRANSPHOBES EAT SHIT AND DIE ALONE”

A guitar amp with six pink stickers with a word each on them: text reads: β€œTRANSPHOBES EAT SHIT AND DIE ALONE”

Now, then, forever

16.04.2025 09:24 β€” πŸ‘ 30396    πŸ” 4701    πŸ’¬ 249    πŸ“Œ 82

Can we restore the timeline where you won?

31.03.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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