Up late at the pickle factory straight gherkin it

no i dont know what a roth ira is but i can rap the entire jay rap from the beginning of jay and silent bob.

And the crazy thing is you're most likely to get contacted back by the White House

What do you say to a stubborn old man with gaps in his Nilsson collection?

You're missing The Point!

listen to album, add to wantlist, listen to album, add to wantlist, listen to album, add to wantlist, listen to album, add to wantlist, listen to album, accidentally spend exorbitant amount of money i shouldn't spend, listen to album, add to wantlist, listen to album, add to wantlist, listen to albu

Everybody loves my custom 1/1 depeche mode phone case

Imagine the hubris the second bird feels seconds before being hit by the one stone

I have to think of something that's crazy but by god it'll work

Someone please sell me the Graduate LP pleeeeeeease

The name Ricardo Valentine would have had at least one stone cold smooth soul classic in the 1974. We were robbed.

It's called Fargo because you wonder how "Far" these characters will "Go"

Live in Alabama. Get those leg braces off and start running everywhere. Fight in Vietnam. Make a couple of friends while you're there. Get shot in the butt and honorably discharged. Buy a shrimping boat. Have a kid. Go on a run across America. Sit at a bus stop. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

My new favorite thing is bonding with people visiting from South America at the shop over Charly Garcia and Soda Stere

I don't need to go to an ambient show ever. I live by the airport

A lyricist using AI to write music is insane to me specifically imo. How can you expect me to want to listen to your music when you literally just told me you completely phoned it in?

Muse Matt Bellamy Inhales Isolated Vocal Tracks (ASMR)

If I ever met Chappell Roan or Sabrina Carpenter I don't think we'd be friends. I think I could be friends with Addison Rae or PinkPanthress. I think I could pull Doja Cat.

I would argue it's a lot harder to write a song nowadays than in the past. Back in the 60s/70s a major part of your hook could be a variation of "if you know what I mean". You can't do that now. The audience wants to know what you mean.

In 2013 you could have started a band called Stevie VVonder and by 2014 you'd be headlining a festival held by Vice

Los Prisoneros.... La Voz de los 80s.... la verdad....

You will not get an oscar playing Bruce Springsteen, mr. Bear. You will get an oscar for playing Rodney Dangerfield in his biopic.

Terrible news to wake up to

Paul Mescal is Mark E Smith, a tempermental bloke fronting a young Fall, until everything changes when he meets Sophie Thatcher's Brix

The thing you like? It’s overrated.

Did that make you mad? If so, then bad news: you fell for rage bait.

Marge and Smithers have such an underrated dynamic on the show... lowkey one of the best pairups

No that's if I'm making them. And just so you know my model of tote bag is made from hemp that was recycled twice (tote bag made of recycled tote bag made of recycled hemp)

I am the only man in new york who doesn't use a tote bag performatively. The matcha clairo labubu dubai chocolate is completely performative, but the tote bags are not. I use them to take records to and from my job at a record store

Making a sequel to Ratatouille about a roach that defies the odds to become a train operator for the MTA

The powers that be tried to stop me but you can't. I was put on this planet to rock

Today a guy with an Ismael Rivera shirt came in while I had Ismael Rivera on and he started talking to me in Spanish and I don't speak Spanish well at all but the power of Salsa let us communicate fine. No understanding, just vibes.