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listening to charles mingus on the toilet (me not him)

22.02.2026 22:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 63    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

omw2beefbrewโœˆ๏ธ

21.02.2026 19:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

stop giving HRC money and just help a trans person flee this. If I still lived in (much cheaper) Idaho (or Texas or Ohio) Iโ€™d be close to dead, if not already fucking dead

21.02.2026 17:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 123    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

depressed government whistleblower who drives a shitty car: i just want to let everyone know that i am suicidal, the brakes on my car don't work,

15.02.2026 03:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

fake onion headline inspired by a real life event today: Angry Man At Post Office Created Own Problems

14.02.2026 19:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Donate to Urgent Help for Ara's Rent and Repairs, organized by Kyle Williams-McPeak My close friend Ara was laid off in the summer of this past year and has bโ€ฆ Kyle Williams-McPeak needs your support for Urgent Help for Ara's Rent and Repairs

i need help paying rent, bills and repairs in my apartment while i'm searching for a job and any help (donation/sharing) will do. thanks once again to @cal50.bsky.social for setting up this GFM link. any help is welcome! ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ™

gofund.me/7edf9b1bc

12.02.2026 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Donate to Urgent Help for Ara's Rent and Repairs, organized by Kyle Williams-McPeak My close friend Ara was laid off in the summer of this past year and has bโ€ฆ Kyle Williams-McPeak needs your support for Urgent Help for Ara's Rent and Repairs

@arakubrick.bsky.social is facing a tough time after losing her job and struggling with rent and repairs, i'm trying to raise just a few hundred $ for her as fast as possible. please share if you can and thank you so much

gofund.me/bede3dd54

12.02.2026 01:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the first people who ever popularized 'it's not just an X, it's Y' in ad copy / AI writing / whatever should all be lined up and shot in the face

08.02.2026 19:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Donate to Help Oliver Aguillon Fight ICE Detention, organized by Norma Herrera My husband, Oliver Hilario Aguillon, has recently been detained by ICE, and ourโ€ฆ Norma Herrera needs your support for Help Oliver Aguillon Fight ICE Detention

HELP FOR SOMEONE KIDNAPPED BY ICE!

Oliver Aguillon is the nephew of one of my mom's friends, and his family is raising funds to help fight for his freedom.

Please consider making a donation! If you can't, hit repost and/or share with comrades by email/text. Thank you!

05.02.2026 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 394    ๐Ÿ” 461    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Pay Aracely de Jesรบs Morin using PayPal.Me Go to paypal.me/friedgoldara and type in the amount. Since itโ€™s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Donโ€™t have a PayPal account? No worries.

hi, hate coming here just for this but i'm still in the search for a job (which has been extremely difficult) and at the moment i can't afford groceries or bills. any help would be extremely appreciated.

paypal.me/friedgoldara

04.02.2026 17:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the fact that nobody in the room audibly instinctively laughed in a 'can't control their reaction' way bothers me here

03.02.2026 22:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

so excited for this one. do we think jelly roll is a stalinist or more of a trotsky guy.

02.02.2026 15:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It just hit me that Justin Bieber inviting lil b to pop up on his album called Swag was like a land acknowledgement for the word swag

02.02.2026 02:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

there are too many people on this site who think we can vote our way out of this

01.02.2026 13:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this was my favorite album i heard from january too and it surprised me because i hadn't previously been a fan of hers

01.02.2026 13:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i pissed off lowtax once which i think makes me a revolutionary

31.01.2026 13:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hey big dog can you loop me in on the sex crime-iest day

30.01.2026 19:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i got it. it's Hamburger

30.01.2026 06:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yeah if i'm optimistic i'll just say that unsuccessful attempts probably have to happen many times before a successful one. and it's always good to try, i'm especially proud of the younger kids walking out. that means more to me than whether someone doesn't shop for a day, so that's something!

29.01.2026 18:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

guy who thinks he's part of a nationwide strike because he orders his normal amazon crap the day before or the day after the 1 day no shopping date

29.01.2026 17:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

a nationwide strike is gonna take a lot more than a week's notice and 'don't shop on this date'

29.01.2026 17:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is the GM firing an assistant coach and hoping that will be the end of the questions, except with fascism.

27.01.2026 00:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3562    ๐Ÿ” 766    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22

everyone tells you to let your faucets leak when it's below freezing but nobody tells you to let your bidet spray everywhere too

25.01.2026 21:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 70    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that's because you gotta have stephen's bitch burrito's secret menu. rookie mistake

25.01.2026 18:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i'm ordering doordash from places called Frumpy's Tacos and i'm getting them with extra Slut Sauce and i'm tipping 0%

25.01.2026 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 52    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

just did this:

25.01.2026 04:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

dumbest man that people think is on our side

24.01.2026 20:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.

24.01.2026 19:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27640    ๐Ÿ” 9944    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 246    ๐Ÿ“Œ 210

Gotchaโ€”letโ€™s dig into that step by step.

1. ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ป๐—ผ ๐—บ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜๐—ต, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. Youโ€™re not just immobileโ€”youโ€™re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—บ. That makes total senseโ€”itโ€™s a natural human impulse, and youโ€™ve been through a lot.

23.01.2026 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18562    ๐Ÿ” 5997    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 197    ๐Ÿ“Œ 107
20.01.2026 15:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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