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Report: Employers Created 40,000 New Jobs For Existing Employees Last Month

Report: Employers Created 40,000 New Jobs For Existing Employees Last Month https://theonion.com/report-employers-created-40-000-new-jobs-for-existing-1819575878/

Fellow Lady Garfield

“Magic: The Gathering” Gathers for Trans Lives, Raises $450,000 in Less Than Two Days “Magic is political.”

Something incredible is happening in the Magic: The Gathering community.

The prolific MTG Youtube channel Tolarian Community College has raised $450,000 and growing for Trans Lifeline.

Read our writer S. Baum's story here and go pitch in!

www.erininthemorning.com/p/magic-the-...

I noticed something weird in Twin Peaks

Thank you! We have seen how “reforms” work with the police. We must demand the DHS is abolished!

The New York Times When a Coat Becomes a Symbol of Conflict How the choice of outerwear for Gregory Bovino, the president’s Border Patrol chief, turned into part of the deportation story.

Gregory Bovino Der ICE-Kommandant im Nazi-Look Martialisch und effektheischend, so tritt ICE-Kommandant Gregory Bovino gern auf. 22.01.2026, 17.09 Uhr

the nyt style section vs. der spiegel

Happy to see this. Don’t let it stop here. I would be even happier if ICE and the e DHS were abolished altogether!

HE PLAYS THE TINY DESK

Achtung-tied.

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Bonus Chart: My favorite music of 2025 that did not come out in 2025.

My favorite music that came out in 2025.

Favorite listens of December

Saying “irregardless” in every video you make

This is the only thing that bring us light

St Vincent playing on the top 40 radio wbsidbfosbswhvskwoshsnalksh

Sweating fucking sucks

November Listening

Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.

We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."

YouTube video by People Make Games The Rockstar Workers Fired Before They Could Finish GTA 6

I went to meet the 'Rockstar 31', the developers who were suddenly fired from their work on GTA 6 for what the studio has described as gross misconduct.

That's not what the workers call it though. They have another couple of words they prefer to use: union busting.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9nO...

Happy Danny Brown and Armand Hammer day for everyone who celebrates

October Listens

Trump Defends Demolition Of Yggdrasil, Ancient Tree Of Life

Trump Defends Demolition Of Yggdrasil, Ancient Tree Of Life https://theonion.com/trump-defends-demolition-of-yggdrasil-ancient-tree-of-life/

DM means Dishonorable Message. If you need to speak with me you can do so in front of everyone, in the light of god

i know it sucks but it must feel a little fun to be that guy with the backhoe destroying the white house. that’s like the final boss of operating heavy machinery

Nobel Prize In Medicine Awarded To Tums

Nobel Prize In Medicine Awarded To Tums https://theonion.com/nobel-prize-in-medicine-awarded-to-tums/

in the uk there are ads for a company specializing in divorce that say “hey, divorces happen. so let’s not make it more painful than it needs to be ☺️”

and then you fly back to the US and the billboards say things like “is your BITCHWIFE being a piece of SHIT? We will DESTROY HER.”

Guess I gotta switch 2 now

August listening