Hannah Banana

The “open concept” living room and kitchen is great for being able to see my toddler all the time but it was clearly created by someone with enough money for a live-in maid. I need a door to hide my doom piles.

I shed a tear every time I spend my precious points on a hotel that is not on a tropical island.

Finished 30 units in less than a week and 2 hours before the deadline.
Classic Hannah, an overachiever in very niche areas.

Missed all of Thanksgiving as The Great Fall Illness of 2024 descended upon our house. Toddler germs are stupid and I hate it.

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In 2021, I got ~50 PDUs in 2 weeks and the only thing I learned is that it’s possible.

The thing about procrastination with ADHD is that once I prove to myself that I CAN earn 30 PDUs in less than a week in order to renew my PMP certification, I will never be convinced to spread them out over 3 years.

ARE YOU IN BIRMINGHAM YET?!

Hey @wardamndarcie.bsky.social where are you? Is it time for the tweet/skeet yet?!!!

Toddler just said my Hufflepuff shirt is “Pwetty” so he’s getting an extra Christmas present this year.
(PS: JKR is still a TERF and a garbage fucking human.)

I’ll Venmo you my portion of the down payment

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I have been designated as the official sharer of SEC Shorts on Bluesky so please make me look good to the gang and share this (also I play Tennessee in this one, sorry @hollyanderson.bsky.social)

Fucking hell.

If you’ve made it here from the bird app, I’ve probably been missing you. Make yourself known so I can follow back. Meanwhile, an update: the little donor embryo nugget will be 2 next month, and I got important at work.

OMG I forgot about that! 😂😂😂

Big same. It’s where we met! I’m glad you’re here. 💜

Hiiiiiii I have missed you 😘

Aww shucks 🥹😘

Is this where all the cool kids are hanging out now?

Will never forget when my niece came home from her first week of kindergarten in tears after her first active shooter drill.

“I hate that you were unable to make our meeting yesterday” —> I arranged this meeting around your schedule bc you were essential to the conversation but you didn’t even fucking bother to show up or respond to my messages so I need to know if you have completed the tasks that were assigned in MAY.

That’s beautiful.

I feel that!! I try to skip weekends if possible just to have extras at the end of the month because *anxiety*

BIG skin picker over here too and I also have KP which doesn’t help. Vyvanse has definitely been the best for me with that particular issue.

Is he grounded?

I don’t have experience with focalin, BUT Vyvanse’s exclusivity patent just expired so there should be a generic version in the next 6ish months if you can tough it out.

Ooooo I have a coworker like this. I’ve been here 5 months and she’s been here 6 years. 😐

FACT: Bluey is a show made for parents. Kids coincidentally enjoy it as well.
(Yes, I watched the infertility episode today.)

when they do this thing

Newest ADHD hyperfixation hobby: Construction/DIY. I got a cube laser level, stud finder, circular saw and brad nail gun this week, plus a lot of paint. My all-white new construction home is about to get a makeover.