Fancy Rae Baker 💫 Indianapolis

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That's great to hear!

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I've been really enjoying keeping things as simple as possible. Easy booking, clear expectations, and an incall experience that's fun, comfortable, and effortlessly hot. I consistently hear that what I offer is rare, and the mix of new & familiar faces tells me I'm definitely doing something right 🥰

Mistakes happen, we all make bad choices and suffer consequences from time to time, but I do have to side eye anyone who says they've been scammed repeatedly lol

On one hand, I'm happy to eliminate one more source of potential friction in the booking process. On the other hand I feel pretty strongly that being afraid of deposits is often directly correlated with being too lazy or stupid to do basic due diligence before sending a stranger money.

Yeah, I don't think I could do it if I had to rent incalls! Too risky with new clients, I think.

If people hadn't gone above and beyond to help me many, many times, I wouldn't be here. It's just my turn to pay the universe back 💖

I'm down to one payment processor and I need that for, like, life. Luckily my incall is close to home so I absorb almost no risk, and it has already seemingly DRASTICALLY increased booking requests, which I really didn't anticipate.

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I neeeeeed to be in this really cool space as much as I can while I'm in Indianapolis 😭🩷

Yeah, fuck it. No deposit on incalls. I prefer cash, hopefully avoid further banking discrimination from payment apps, it's more discreet, etc. Anyone foolish enough to abuse the new policy just never gets to see me, and that's entirely their loss 🤷🏻‍♀️

I'd settle for an xpole stage with a lollipop hoop, a steal at like $3k 😹

If someone wanted to buy me a $4,500 custom home aerial rig for my backyard, I'd be very very happy 👀

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Snacks: chosen. Playlist: set. Vibes: impeccable. All I'm waiting for is you 😘

We did the free store in the snow, and folks came out! Thanks so much for all of your support! I quite literally could not do it without y'all 💖

Very annoying but we move on.

You're so sweet, and you're totally correct 😘

I'm probably going to stop asking for deposits. I'm pretty much incall only now, I don't really "get ready" beyond a shower and mascara, and I almost never get no shows. If you waste my time, I simply won't ever let you book again, knowing that nobody else in this region offers what I do 🤷🏻‍♀️

Luckily it's perfect weather for a long hot bath!

I was not very active during my week in Alaska and almost two weeks of walking pneumonia, and I may have overdone it getting back to the gym. I got out of bed and wobbled to the sink like a very stiff baby deer 😹

Thank you 😭

Indeed

Thanks girl

So frustrating 😭

I lost access to my cashapp, so please do not send money there! Thank you 💖

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A few clients have asked me lately if I'm still doing circus stuff, and I absolutely am!