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29.10.2025 18:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@tornikeo.bsky.social
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microsoft.com is down right now
29.10.2025 18:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Development on Azure is the single most painful experience a developer could endure.
28.10.2025 10:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you haven't read James Mickens writing, warning, it's a lot of fun. 🤣
www.usenix.org/system/files...
I think this is a really good read.
www.jamesshore.com/v2/blog/2025...
List of false beliefs that non-technical people and novices have about AI systems: boydkane.com/essays/boss
15.10.2025 14:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This bug cost me 30 minutes. 🤦♂️ Notice the variable name.
13.10.2025 09:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Google calendar just added a calendly-like feature. You can select times of availability and share a link to others for booking. I know of at least two groups making money from this: calendly.com and cal.com. Ouch. 😐
09.10.2025 18:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My chats look like I'm in a dysfunctional relationship with @microsoftteams.bsky.social 🤦♂️
09.10.2025 08:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If one could buy and sell human souls someone would've already made an online marketplace out of it. Kinda like Amazon, but for souls. The question is how would you host this platform? 😆
07.10.2025 08:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Here I introduce a new mathematical function, called "AWS Billing Delta Function". It's similar to Dirac function but it impacts you (and your wallet) even more.
From: tornikeo.com/projects/spe...
@cursorful.com this is a video recording software done well. I really like it. This is the only one which allows actually exporting full videos for free, as long as it's not commercial. ❤️
cursorful.com
Mouse -> mice, therefore spouse -> spice
15.09.2025 14:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Some truly interesting research from @helsinki.fi.
helda.helsinki.fi/server/api/c...
> Sign up for paid subscription
> Get free month
> Cancel immediately
> Why?
> "Too expensive"
Automating this process of bullying would be a good use of an AI 😆
Normal people are all similar. Delusional people are delusional in their own different way.
07.09.2025 09:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Found this interesting function in #OpenAI `agents` package.
03.09.2025 18:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Building my own @github.com clone with a *really* cool AI-flavored twist. Stay tuned! 😉
#ai #agents
The least rage-inducing #Google #Gemma AI conversation 🤦♂️:
01.09.2025 11:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0TIL you can pass a list of args to a Python CLI
01.09.2025 11:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Messy enterprise code is as much a "legacy code" as the human digestive system is a "legacy system"
01.09.2025 07:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Code is Debt news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4508...
31.08.2025 19:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'll be at #zurich #hackathon on Swiss {AI} Weeks. See me there! 🥳
swiss-ai-weeks.ch
How CPUs and GPUs are printed, the best visualization I've ever seen youtu.be/B2482h_TNwg?...
31.08.2025 08:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0our blessed homeland/their barbarous wastes meme edited to read “our blessed engineering, their barbarous programming, our glorious machine shop, their wicked AI, our great matlab, their primitive computer lab, our noble physics, their backwards FGPAS, our heroic engineers, their brutish programmers”
was speaking to a comp sci major the other day.
28.08.2025 03:21 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Framer made an AI bot that pretends to be a satisfied user on Reddit. The bot is literally called "FramerBot" and it says that "it is very satisfied by switching to Framer".
Hey @framer.com you aren't even trying to hide fake AI comment bots anymore, are you? At least have the decency to make AI slop comments shorter 🙂 old.reddit.com/r/framer/com...
#ai #slop
Lugano is getting absolutely erased from the face of the earth tomorrow at around 14:00 lol 😆 This is from swiss metro.
27.08.2025 18:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Code is a liability. I ask you, which company is more valuable: One that has $100k ARR and 10k lines of code or one that has $100k ARR and a 1M lines of code?
27.08.2025 14:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Found this beauty today monodraw.helftone.com
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