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Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9

Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9
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Morning update: NO on cloture. NO on the CR. We’re fighting this bad bill that cuts Americans a terrible deal with everything we’ve got.

Trump Outlines Bold Vision For Golden Age Of China WASHINGTON—Promising a glorious future marked by limitless prosperity for the East Asian nation, President Donald Trump outlined a bold vision Tuesday night for a golden age of China. “Under my leader...

Trump Outlines Bold Vision For Golden Age Of China

Cats in sunbeams. #cats #sunbeam

Santiam River birds. #birdphotography #photography #santiamriver #hummingbirds

Santiam River birds. #birdphotography #photography #santiamriver #hummingbirds

More cans. #cans #macrophotography #photography

Some pictures of cans. Testing some different lighting, lenses, and settings. #cans #seltzer #seltzerama #photography #macrophotography

Man Feels Like Whole Life Just Endless Cycle Of Work, Eat, Sleep, Get Abducted By Aliens CLEVELAND—Bemoaning the exhausting pattern into which his existence seemed to have fallen, local man Matthew Taylor told reporters Wednesday that he felt like his whole life was just an endless cycle ...

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From the nextfuckinglevel community on Reddit: Video shown on all screens at the dept of Housing and Urban development HQ Explore this post and more from the nextfuckinglevel community

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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American pe...

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them

Investigation Finds Elon Musk’s Hair-Plug Guy Given Highest Security Clearance WASHINGTON—Raising alarm over what the report called a major breach, a watchdog investigation discovered Tuesday that Elon Musk’s hair-plug guy had been granted high-level security clearance by the U....

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Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City It’s so easy to label people these days. From the way folks have been talking, you’d think everyone falls into two buckets: those who voted against...

Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/vot...

From the PublicFreakout community on Reddit: Australian Senator Nick McKim delivered a speech on the US slide into fascism Explore this post and more from the PublicFreakout community

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Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal WASHINGTON—In an effort to assuage any fears over the constitutionality of the Trump administration’s flurry of executive actions, a D.C.-area think tank called The Himmler Institute reportedly assured the nation Monday that this is all perfectly legal. “We’ve studied the total legality of far-reaching executive actions for decades, and we can guarantee that everything happening […]

Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal
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Trump Struggling To Remember How He Related To Elon Musk

Trump Struggling To Remember How He Related To Elon Musk
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Jealous Trump Boys Try To Convince Father That Barron A DEI

Jealous Trump Boys Try To Convince Father That Barron A DEI
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Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover WASHINGTON—Rebuking President Trump’s decision to pardon Jan. 6 rioters, Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) staunchly vowed this week to continue falling down stairs in the face of an apparent fascist takeov...

It's always projection.

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Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover WASHINGTON—Rebuking President Trump’s decision to pardon Jan. 6 rioters, Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) staunchly vowed this week to continue falling down stairs in the face of an apparent fascist takeov...

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Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test

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Trump announces task force to ‘eradicate anti-Christian bias’ President Trump announced plans Thursday to establish a task force and a presidential commission to protect Christians from religious discrimination. Trump addressed the National Prayer Breakfast i…

Absolutely in violation of the 1st amendment. Not that this administration cares about the law.

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#news #fuckmaga #politics

The despicable failure of national Republicans to protect the basic functions of our federal government at the moment should motivate Oregon Democratic supermajorities to shut this bullshit down with extreme prejudice.

Doge staffers enter Noaa headquarters and incite reports of cuts and threats Members reportedly sought access to IT systems at agency that Project 2025 has called ‘harmful to US prosperity’

“I think the strategy here is: ‘Well, we’re just going to do it and dare somebody to stop us, and by the time they stop us, we’ll have destroyed it.’”

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This Is So Much Worse Than Last Time Why Democrats and the media are struggling to capture the insanity—and danger—of the new Trump administration.

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From the Keep_Track community on Reddit: Project 2025 tracker is now live Explore this post and more from the Keep_Track community

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#keeptrack #project2025 #politics #reddit

Some Macro Images from a recent gallery. #macro #macrophotography #fujifilm #closeup #photography

Today from Timothy Snyder, author of On Tyranny:

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Robert Kalal - January 2025 Macro Some macro shots of random things.

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#macro #macrophotography #fujifilm #photography #focusstacking