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Teal

@teal.monster.bsky.social

30 or 40 years old and don't need this It/They/She πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ H+ Gay weird and something

279 Followers  |  242 Following  |  2,443 Posts  |  Joined: 17.07.2023  |  1.6501

Latest posts by teal.monster on Bluesky

Another day, my wife is still shadowzoned without explanation. I'll do nothing but repeatedly repost this until this is resolved or at least explained.

If you wish to stop seeing my reposts of this, unfollow me, because I have no more interest in this platform until this is resolved.

02.12.2025 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Another day, my wife is still shadowzoned without explanation. I'll do nothing but repeatedly repost this until this is resolved or at least explained.

If you wish to stop seeing my reposts of this, unfollow me, because I have no more interest in this platform until this is resolved.

01.12.2025 09:07 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Another day, my wife is still shadowzoned without explanation. I'll do nothing but repeatedly repost this until this is resolved or at least explained.

If you wish to stop seeing my reposts of this, unfollow me, because I have no more interest in this platform until this is resolved.

30.11.2025 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Another day, my wife is still shadowzoned without explanation. I'll do nothing but repeatedly repost this until this is resolved or at least explained.

If you wish to stop seeing my reposts of this, unfollow me, because I have no more interest in this platform until this is resolved.

29.11.2025 07:11 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

nothing!

28.11.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Another day, my wife is still shadowzoned without explanation. I'll do nothing but repeatedly repost this until this is resolved or at least explained.

If you wish to stop seeing my reposts of this, unfollow me, because I have no more interest in this platform until this is resolved.

28.11.2025 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Another day, my wife is still shadowzoned without explanation. I'll do nothing but repeatedly repost this until this is resolved or at least explained.

If you wish to stop seeing my reposts of this, unfollow me, because I have no more interest in this platform until this is resolved.

27.11.2025 06:18 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Free Teabree.

26.11.2025 11:27 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Another day, my wife is still shadowzoned without explanation. I'll do nothing but repeatedly repost this until this is resolved or at least explained.

If you wish to stop seeing my reposts of this, unfollow me, because I have no more interest in this platform until this is resolved.

26.11.2025 09:42 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Another day, my wife is still shadowzoned without explanation. I'll do nothing but repeatedly repost this until this is resolved or at least explained.

If you wish to stop seeing my reposts of this, unfollow me, because I have no more interest in this platform until this is resolved.

25.11.2025 04:34 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Another day, my wife is still shadowzoned without explanation. I'll do nothing but repeatedly repost this until this is resolved or at least explained.

If you wish to stop seeing my reposts of this, unfollow me, because I have no more interest in this platform until this is resolved.

24.11.2025 05:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Another day, my wife is still shadowzoned without explanation. I'll do nothing but repeatedly repost this until this is resolved or at least explained.

If you wish to stop seeing my reposts of this, unfollow me, because I have no more interest in this platform until this is resolved.

23.11.2025 06:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can anyone from @safety.bsky.app or @support.bsky.team tell me what the heck is going on???

22.11.2025 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

She had 2fa on as well as DNS verification so it doesn't seem super likely she'd have been hacked

22.11.2025 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently, Bluesky just sent my wife's account; @teabree.gendercriminals.gay straight into the shadow realm, without as much as a moderation email or any other message, with profile apparently gone and all posts deleted, so I guess I probably won't be on here for much longer either

22.11.2025 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 12

nonono not cum bucket, cum ~bouquet~

22.11.2025 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just keep in mind than an even number of cocks is only appropriate for funerals

22.11.2025 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me milking the eggs from the gootaur dick:

22.11.2025 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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your honor, i was in my healing era

21.11.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 434    πŸ” 163    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3

Imagine having to go through all this every time windows updates or adds a new AI thingamabob, and still think learning how to use linux is too hard

19.11.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
Credit card fraud
Black neon tetras committed credit card fraud during a 2023 livestream by "Mutekimaru Channel" on YouTube. The owner was using motion-tracking software to turn the fish's movements into Nintendo Switch inputs, letting them "play" video games. 8 In 2020, the fish beat Pokemon Sapphire after 3,195 hours, a feat that takes about 30 hours for a typical human. 9/ 181 On January 14, 2023, PokΓ©mon Violet crashed at 1,144 hours, giving the fish free access to the main menu. They entered inputs that opened Nintendo eShop, added 500 yen ($3.85 USD) to their owner's account, and exposed his credit card details on the livestream. 10) 11) Mutekimaru later requested a refund of the 500 yen from Nintendo. l12)
"Fish eagerly read the terms and conditions. Many of us humans don't read the terms of service, but fish are smarter than we are"
- caption from Mutekimaru in a video about the incident 12)
The fish also downloaded an N64 emulator, set up PayPal, used reward points to buy an avatar, and changed Mutekimaru's Nintendo account name to
"ROWAWAWA*". 13, After about seven hours, their movements shut down the Switch. 14)

Credit card fraud Black neon tetras committed credit card fraud during a 2023 livestream by "Mutekimaru Channel" on YouTube. The owner was using motion-tracking software to turn the fish's movements into Nintendo Switch inputs, letting them "play" video games. 8 In 2020, the fish beat Pokemon Sapphire after 3,195 hours, a feat that takes about 30 hours for a typical human. 9/ 181 On January 14, 2023, PokΓ©mon Violet crashed at 1,144 hours, giving the fish free access to the main menu. They entered inputs that opened Nintendo eShop, added 500 yen ($3.85 USD) to their owner's account, and exposed his credit card details on the livestream. 10) 11) Mutekimaru later requested a refund of the 500 yen from Nintendo. l12) "Fish eagerly read the terms and conditions. Many of us humans don't read the terms of service, but fish are smarter than we are" - caption from Mutekimaru in a video about the incident 12) The fish also downloaded an N64 emulator, set up PayPal, used reward points to buy an avatar, and changed Mutekimaru's Nintendo account name to "ROWAWAWA*". 13, After about seven hours, their movements shut down the Switch. 14)

Fish have committed credit card fraud

19.11.2025 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4417    πŸ” 1471    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 158
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Magik CMSN

19.11.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1216    πŸ” 386    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 2
Corpses should no longer become hotter than the Sun and explode the ships/stations they are on.-Ostranauts Patch Notes Nov. 18

Corpses should no longer become hotter than the Sun and explode the ships/stations they are on.-Ostranauts Patch Notes Nov. 18

New legendary patch note just dropped:

19.11.2025 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 171    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3

If you post memes in a long thread of self replies or a QRT reply chain, know that I'll steal your meme with no attribution whatsoever without a slightest hint of guilt about it.

19.11.2025 07:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It ignores all the other things your company, as well as the broader market did in that month, but when you throw around these amounts of money relative to valuation, it's not unrealistic to assume the overall impression of the market adjusting your company's valuation is that it was a bad buy.

19.11.2025 05:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine a company thought to be valued in its entirety at $1000 decides to buy $300 worth of Family Guy DVDs, hoping to sell them for profit later.

Then, with no other flows of that significance happening, a month later your company ends up valued at only $926.

KINDA implies your buy lost you $74.

19.11.2025 05:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Actually this is perfectly fine; you just have to use your -74 billion investement as collateral on a loan and then default on that loan and the bank has to actually pay you 74 billion. You guys need to keep up with advanced economics.

19.11.2025 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dads can be hella handsome so I don't see the conflict

19.11.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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