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30 or 40 years old and don't need this It/They/She πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ H+ Gay weird and something

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Post image 18.11.2025 09:28 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine having to go through all this every time windows updates or adds a new AI thingamabob, and still think learning how to use linux is too hard

19.11.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
Credit card fraud
Black neon tetras committed credit card fraud during a 2023 livestream by "Mutekimaru Channel" on YouTube. The owner was using motion-tracking software to turn the fish's movements into Nintendo Switch inputs, letting them "play" video games. 8 In 2020, the fish beat Pokemon Sapphire after 3,195 hours, a feat that takes about 30 hours for a typical human. 9/ 181 On January 14, 2023, PokΓ©mon Violet crashed at 1,144 hours, giving the fish free access to the main menu. They entered inputs that opened Nintendo eShop, added 500 yen ($3.85 USD) to their owner's account, and exposed his credit card details on the livestream. 10) 11) Mutekimaru later requested a refund of the 500 yen from Nintendo. l12)
"Fish eagerly read the terms and conditions. Many of us humans don't read the terms of service, but fish are smarter than we are"
- caption from Mutekimaru in a video about the incident 12)
The fish also downloaded an N64 emulator, set up PayPal, used reward points to buy an avatar, and changed Mutekimaru's Nintendo account name to
"ROWAWAWA*". 13, After about seven hours, their movements shut down the Switch. 14)

Credit card fraud Black neon tetras committed credit card fraud during a 2023 livestream by "Mutekimaru Channel" on YouTube. The owner was using motion-tracking software to turn the fish's movements into Nintendo Switch inputs, letting them "play" video games. 8 In 2020, the fish beat Pokemon Sapphire after 3,195 hours, a feat that takes about 30 hours for a typical human. 9/ 181 On January 14, 2023, PokΓ©mon Violet crashed at 1,144 hours, giving the fish free access to the main menu. They entered inputs that opened Nintendo eShop, added 500 yen ($3.85 USD) to their owner's account, and exposed his credit card details on the livestream. 10) 11) Mutekimaru later requested a refund of the 500 yen from Nintendo. l12) "Fish eagerly read the terms and conditions. Many of us humans don't read the terms of service, but fish are smarter than we are" - caption from Mutekimaru in a video about the incident 12) The fish also downloaded an N64 emulator, set up PayPal, used reward points to buy an avatar, and changed Mutekimaru's Nintendo account name to "ROWAWAWA*". 13, After about seven hours, their movements shut down the Switch. 14)

Fish have committed credit card fraud

19.11.2025 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4363    πŸ” 1453    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 158
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Magik CMSN

19.11.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1159    πŸ” 362    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 2
Corpses should no longer become hotter than the Sun and explode the ships/stations they are on.-Ostranauts Patch Notes Nov. 18

Corpses should no longer become hotter than the Sun and explode the ships/stations they are on.-Ostranauts Patch Notes Nov. 18

New legendary patch note just dropped:

19.11.2025 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 171    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3

If you post memes in a long thread of self replies or a QRT reply chain, know that I'll steal your meme with no attribution whatsoever without a slightest hint of guilt about it.

19.11.2025 07:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It ignores all the other things your company, as well as the broader market did in that month, but when you throw around these amounts of money relative to valuation, it's not unrealistic to assume the overall impression of the market adjusting your company's valuation is that it was a bad buy.

19.11.2025 05:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine a company thought to be valued in its entirety at $1000 decides to buy $300 worth of Family Guy DVDs, hoping to sell them for profit later.

Then, with no other flows of that significance happening, a month later your company ends up valued at only $926.

KINDA implies your buy lost you $74.

19.11.2025 05:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Actually this is perfectly fine; you just have to use your -74 billion investement as collateral on a loan and then default on that loan and the bank has to actually pay you 74 billion. You guys need to keep up with advanced economics.

19.11.2025 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dads can be hella handsome so I don't see the conflict

19.11.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Adventure time crawled so steven universe could walk so adventure time could run so adventure time fionna and cake could full-on haru urara sprint

18.11.2025 12:08 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish chat apps had a multi-message draft buffer on every chat; sometimes I have a strong desire to start writing down something to send to someone but I can't do it in the middle of the current conversation (often it's banal bullshit that sholudn't get in the way of the present topic).

18.11.2025 07:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this would have been a month-long scandal in 2011

18.11.2025 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 13983    πŸ” 2222    πŸ’¬ 272    πŸ“Œ 56

yeah!

18.11.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you really think about it, peanut butter is just a local variety of hummus of sorts.

18.11.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

waow, based , based, based

18.11.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Linus Torvalds being unfathomably based

17.11.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3837    πŸ” 1048    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 114

yeah. bird brain represent

17.11.2025 11:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I still wanna return to that project (training a tiny LLM on the constituent skill voices) but I've been justifying the procrastination on it as me waiting for it to be a celebration of the current AI market insanity dying.

17.11.2025 06:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The basically whole game logic is written in some kinda Unity RPG plugin that DE misues in a really weird fucking way that makes the whole thing a huge mess.

17.11.2025 06:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've had the data of DE cracked open (using slightly modified publicly available tools for data mining it) and whatever joke reimplementation you can think of would be probably healthier than the original.

17.11.2025 06:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A random Nichijou frame from EP12.

A random Nichijou frame from EP12.

17.11.2025 06:08 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I think this would have huge potential as a fully rendered sticker (I'd definitely buy some)

17.11.2025 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Patlabor on Television
Episode 36
Noa's Adventure

16.11.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As someone whose seen the original for the first time over the course of last few months, it really, really doesn't hold up well IMHO. Zeta on the other hand is great.

17.11.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Eat well, my stupid flock" has infected me

16.11.2025 04:45 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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ow

15.11.2025 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I dreamed of days like this

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