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a little girl is sitting at a table making a funny face and saying whaaat . ALT: a little girl is sitting at a table making a funny face and saying whaaat .

MTG RESIGNING?!?!?

22.11.2025 01:35 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Pee Wee Vermin

21.11.2025 01:47 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I recently realized the Woodstock was excited to eat another bird!

21.11.2025 01:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Could MTG have seen some of the photos and videos that were seized in the raids on Epstein properties? 🤔

17.11.2025 02:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mr President, so far we have only seen paper - emails - and there are also audio, video and photos that were swept up in the raids…

17.11.2025 02:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sir, who will be this generation’s Goldwater and tell Trump “it’s over”?

17.11.2025 02:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a cartoon of homer simpson and his family standing next to a man that says hey look over there ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson and his family standing next to a man that says hey look over there

Trump:

14.11.2025 20:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man and a woman are sitting at a table with a caption that says " do you think this is funny larry " ALT: a man and a woman are sitting at a table with a caption that says " do you think this is funny larry "
14.11.2025 17:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a minion from despicable me is standing next to a red object and says crazy alert . ALT: a minion from despicable me is standing next to a red object and says crazy alert .
14.11.2025 16:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a group of people are standing in a park and one of them is holding a bag . ALT: a group of people are standing in a park and one of them is holding a bag .
14.11.2025 14:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a cartoon drawing of a mushroom with a face ALT: a cartoon drawing of a mushroom with a face

😂

13.11.2025 23:24 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a red vest says what ALT: a man in a red vest says what

🤣

13.11.2025 22:49 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Must be all the baby oil

13.11.2025 22:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a cartoon of donald trump sitting at a desk with his mouth taped ALT: a cartoon of donald trump sitting at a desk with his mouth taped

Matt and Trey watching the developments intently

12.11.2025 21:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Whenever I think of the current GOP:

10.11.2025 18:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dozing Donald hardly awake…

07.11.2025 20:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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LET’S GO!

07.11.2025 20:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a carvel cake is on a plate on a table ALT: a carvel cake is on a plate on a table

But what if it was Cookie Puss?

07.11.2025 02:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man wearing a kimono and a hat with the number 3 on it ALT: a man wearing a kimono and a hat with the number 3 on it

The sandwich guy leaving court….

06.11.2025 20:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a suit and bow tie is sitting at a table in front of a crowd of people . ALT: a man in a suit and bow tie is sitting at a table in front of a crowd of people .

For clarity - it was a MEAT sandwich 🤣

04.11.2025 21:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man says " i am ready " in a hulu ad ALT: a man says " i am ready " in a hulu ad

Time for Chad Powers!

04.11.2025 20:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I wonder who will be waiting for him

04.11.2025 11:35 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a cartoon monkey wearing a pirate hat is playing drums in a band ALT: a cartoon monkey wearing a pirate hat is playing drums in a band
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a man in a hat and trench coat is saying it is my business to know ALT: a man in a hat and trench coat is saying it is my business to know

CBS News Flash: We go live to Paris for an exclusive interview with the world famous French detective…

28.10.2025 23:36 — 👍 25    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a sign that says not anymore . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a sign that says not anymore .

“Why don’t we interview that famous French inspector!!?!?”

28.10.2025 23:33 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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But remember what happened when Ralphie finally had enough… youtu.be/6eb2C6pdHgU?...

22.10.2025 20:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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JD is the Grover Dill of the administration….

22.10.2025 20:45 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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