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Dan Wade

@dwade.bsky.social

Woe. Frolic. Dread. Malice.

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"again"

24.11.2025 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You Must Teach The Bomb Phenomenology, Charlie Brown

24.11.2025 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Ray smuckles saying β€œthis is completely a thing. Our every move is the new tradition.”

Ray smuckles saying β€œthis is completely a thing. Our every move is the new tradition.”

A toddler when in a moment of exhaustion and weakness you let them have or do something you normally wouldn’t:

24.11.2025 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 584    πŸ” 66    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3

Vikings/Packers, too. It’s nasty business.

23.11.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll defer to @mattdoyle.bsky.social for final judgment here, but Berhalter’s xDAWG has to be close to the all-time record at this point.

23.11.2025 06:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s why I hedged it by adding SD in there, too. I’m no jinx!

23.11.2025 05:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What a game! Just… so much respect for Vancouver and the way they hung on.

Unreal game for Laborda, probably the best of his career, and what a time for it!

23.11.2025 05:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish MLS leadership loved this league as much as it deserves to be loved.

23.11.2025 05:39 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Vancouver, no question

23.11.2025 05:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The fans really were the β€˜Caps’ 10th man in added time!

23.11.2025 05:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stating the obvious here, but with the red card to Blackmon, SD and #MNUFC are pulling for Vancouver big time in the shootout.

23.11.2025 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is an all-time MLS classic. Absolutely incredible stuff in Vancouver! AND NOW PENS!

23.11.2025 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy crap, what a clutch FK from Son. My word!

23.11.2025 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Lyrics on a karaoke machine: 

I guess it rains down in Africa 
I guess it rains down in Africa
I guess it rains down in Africa

Lyrics on a karaoke machine: I guess it rains down in Africa I guess it rains down in Africa I guess it rains down in Africa

Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday

22.11.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4147    πŸ” 1188    πŸ’¬ 64    πŸ“Œ 79

The best part is that a legitimate response to that would be β€œWhat do you mean? It’s a weekend, not a Tuesday.” and I love that.

22.11.2025 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For the sickos, the USL Championship… championship is headed to penalties. Former Loon Eric Dick has been superb for Pittsburgh!

Get to CBS Sports for the last gasp of the USL-C season!

#MNUFC

22.11.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What on earth was her search phrase?

22.11.2025 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Google denies β€˜misleading’ reports of Gmail using your emails to train AI Google says β€œwe do not use your Gmail content for training our Gemini AI model.”

The malwarebytes Google opting-your-emails-into-ai-training thing is not true. The post is based on one bad tweet.

I know anti-tech lamenting is a Bluesky core principle, but please use the same judgement you would for any other clickbait.

www.theverge.com/news/826902/...

22.11.2025 08:58 β€” πŸ‘ 383    πŸ” 182    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 58

I don’t have a good answer for this, but hopefully one of y’all do because I do want a print of this…

22.11.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

None of those were in MN, right? All clustered in like Pittsburgh?

22.11.2025 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

if renewable energy buildout isn't your only political issue it's likely it will be very soon

22.11.2025 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 933    πŸ” 147    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 2
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instructions for gamers

21.11.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2135    πŸ” 925    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 34

Awful.

One small silver lining: I will stop accidentally calling them velour

22.11.2025 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
21.11.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 6831    πŸ” 1269    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 19

1) great way of thinking about CBs and CB pairings

2) Adding a jersey to my Christmas list brb

21.11.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The #MNUFC schedule has been released and holy smokes, the Loons have a BRUTAL start!

20.11.2025 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
University of Minnesota campus’s Scholars Walk with a wild turkey in front of the sign

University of Minnesota campus’s Scholars Walk with a wild turkey in front of the sign

Visited the local university campus. Look at these so called scholars, what a bunch of turkeys.

20.11.2025 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 273    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 10
the iMessage blue text box reading "Oh Lord, sorry for the text brick... here's another one!"

the iMessage blue text box reading "Oh Lord, sorry for the text brick... here's another one!"

"I wonder why people don't ask me more open-ended questions via text..."

19.11.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

AXS is, unsurprisingly, also absolute trash. Just a bad company all around.

19.11.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Working on importing an old iTunes library into Apple Music now that I've canceled Spotify, and just scrolled past an entire album of songs mashed up with the Space Jam theme.

Folks, we are well and truly back.

19.11.2025 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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