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Cream in your own hand

nice

You’re all going to hell

Perfect time too

I don’t feel that way..

Vomits

Concerning, to say the least.

Who’s the most popping on here?

Is blue sky #prozyn or #propalestine ?

I killed Curious George

I’m back and my new adventures are going to be grand!

Fuck Curious George

I think I’ll have an iced coffee.

#PaddingtonSunday
Ask me any question and I’ll respond with a marmalade blessing! 🍯

The sun really does make the day much brighter.

Father…

One of these day I’m gonna fly

I’m just a bear I can’t pay rent.

I ain’t ever gon forgive that foo for kicking me out. But that shit made me who I am today. A fun loving they/them pear from the jungle.

Too much marmalade

I can’t poop

Hi Besties!!

Marmalade sloppy top

Paddington Bear, at your service Colonel!

I’m sorry friend, exactly what is your question?

I do but not in the way humans do.

For example my typical thinking is expressed in my native tongue through various growls and snorts.

The longer I have been in London the more I begin to think in English UK. However it’s mostly just simple words like “Marmalade” or “Where the white women at?”

Good mythical morning Paddington bear fans!!

Have you ever wanted to ask Paddington a question??

Reply now or use the #AskPaddington

My boobs are boys but my dick is a girl

No I can barely get this shit in dark mode

My girlfriend (who is not on Bluesky) told me this @aoc.bsky.social isn’t real. She not getting the invite code for that one.