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Groundbreaking things are happening at Dunkin'

11.08.2025 00:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1532    ๐Ÿ” 665    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

Reminder: Seeing evidence that the pushback is working is not a reason to step back and declare victory, it's a reason to แด‹แด‡แด‡แด˜ แด„แด€สŸสŸษชษดษข!

11.08.2025 16:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1832    ๐Ÿ” 1417    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

No actually. People should see these pictures.

No fucking cops or corpos at pride. Ever.

10.08.2025 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2233    ๐Ÿ” 1147    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27    ๐Ÿ“Œ 28
twitter reply: ๐Ÿ” @DanielClarkX1 ใ€{timeframe}{amount}๏ผ{debt_result}{surplus}ใ€‚{conclusion}

twitter reply: ๐Ÿ” @DanielClarkX1 ใ€{timeframe}{amount}๏ผ{debt_result}{surplus}ใ€‚{conclusion}

the twitter spambots are falling apart

11.08.2025 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 305    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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It Turns Out, Steamโ€™s Adult Content Ban Has Been Plotted For A Year And Is Spearheaded By One Of Project 2025โ€™s Leading Voices Plans to abolish Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act could have dire consequences for games.

Collective shout is a convenient scapegoat. The current administrationโ€™s considering this one of their objectives to abolish section 230 of the online communication decency act.

The section that absolves websites and online programs of being held responsible for user content.

More of project2025.

10.08.2025 15:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 927    ๐Ÿ” 677    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

The UK speedran straight from porn to educational material in the regulation-to-censorship pipeline. We were warning people of this kind of thing but it happened faster than I expected.

11.08.2025 13:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1840    ๐Ÿ” 1138    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Times Iโ€™ve opened gamemaker to make a shader only to find Deltarune already has it: 2.

11.08.2025 07:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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AU where Frisk falls later on, and December is a member of the royal guard who will stop at nothing to claim their Soul.
#undertale #deltarune

11.08.2025 05:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Keep calling. This issue can't die.

It starts with delisting games, but the likely goal is to enact a new morality police that can silence marginal groups and anyone who speaks out against the status quo.

The payment processors are feeling the squeeze! Let your voice be heard!

10.08.2025 16:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2164    ๐Ÿ” 1988    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

You need to understand your history:

When Prohibition started, that did not *stop* alcohol abuse, it simply gave rise to a new business model that operated outside of the law.

The production and distribution of alcohol is what lead to the explosive growth of organized crime in the United States

10.08.2025 22:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 105    ๐Ÿ” 56    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Skullface monologuing at snake in the back of a jeep

Skullface monologuing at snake in the back of a jeep

...and eventually, "________ & Chill" got so casualized that it wrapped back around to its original meaning. The euphemism destroyed itself in a chain of memetic linguisthetics. Like how "OG" just means "original" now. Do you see what I'm getting at here?

10.08.2025 22:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 371    ๐Ÿ” 136    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Three panel comic with crudely drawn stick people.

Panel 1: A grayscale person holding some paper is talking to a dark red person.

Grayscale: "You should know, your green friend is actually a really terrible person."

Dark Red: "...I assume you've got proof of this assertion?"

Grayscale: "Oh I do, have a look at this"

Panel 2: Dark Red is holding the paper and looking at it.

Dark Red: "Is this... fandom drama?"

Grayscale: "Read on, it gets so much worse"

Dark Red: "It gets worse but you started with their opinions on a cartoon?"

Grayscale: "Keep going! The really bad stuff starts at page 127!"

Dark Red: "Why the fuck would you put it after the cartoon opinions"

Panel 3: Dark Red rips apart the paper as the grayscale person complains

Dark Red: "Right. Your source on the bad stuff is a cyberstalking group. What a waste of time."

Grayscale: "But if the accusations are true they're really bad!"

Dark Red: "If."

Three panel comic with crudely drawn stick people. Panel 1: A grayscale person holding some paper is talking to a dark red person. Grayscale: "You should know, your green friend is actually a really terrible person." Dark Red: "...I assume you've got proof of this assertion?" Grayscale: "Oh I do, have a look at this" Panel 2: Dark Red is holding the paper and looking at it. Dark Red: "Is this... fandom drama?" Grayscale: "Read on, it gets so much worse" Dark Red: "It gets worse but you started with their opinions on a cartoon?" Grayscale: "Keep going! The really bad stuff starts at page 127!" Dark Red: "Why the fuck would you put it after the cartoon opinions" Panel 3: Dark Red rips apart the paper as the grayscale person complains Dark Red: "Right. Your source on the bad stuff is a cyberstalking group. What a waste of time." Grayscale: "But if the accusations are true they're really bad!" Dark Red: "If."

allegations

17.10.2024 14:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1496    ๐Ÿ” 479    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 25

It's fucked up because this was true and obvious almost like 10 years ago on tumblr when people started to go "wait am I agreeing with this because its justified, or because of the very fact I'm reading a callout doc???"

09.08.2025 22:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 636    ๐Ÿ” 192    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
Deltarune screenshot of the fight against ERAM or John Mantle or whoever the Shadow Mantle guy.

Deltarune screenshot of the fight against ERAM or John Mantle or whoever the Shadow Mantle guy.

wplace is down so I'm fighting this asshole since it's basically the same thing

10.08.2025 07:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 65    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I've been given a copy of the OFF Remaster early and will be streaming it on Twitch, August 14th at 10 AM Mountain Standard Time! Come on by!!

Note that I will NOT be showing the new bosses until my embargo ends on the 15th.
#offgame twitch.tv/kyoshicadre?srโ€ฆ

10.08.2025 17:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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OpenFreeMap survived 100,000 requests per second Sorry Wplace.live

apparently wplace.live is partially down because they overloaded openfreemap:

blog.hyperknot.com/p/openfreema...

Which explains why I can still draw, I just can't see WHERE I'm drawing.

10.08.2025 00:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 114    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

this is also a slippery slope. if someone likes writing murder mysteries they must be a murderer!!!!!!! if you write this dark thing it means you wanna do the dark thing irl!!!!! like wake up. some people have brains that can imagine things

08.08.2025 12:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1040    ๐Ÿ” 273    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

begging everyone to realize this is not twitter and you don't have to use cutesy doofus ass bypass euphemisms for patreon you can just say patreon bro like look watch this

patreon patreon patreon

and look you're reading this anyway it's fine unclench your jaw release your trauma.

08.08.2025 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 567    ๐Ÿ” 212    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Comic. A snake slithers around a hypercube. No two non-consecutive parts of its coils can be on adjacent corners. [Three small 4-dimensional hypercubes showing disallowed options with one large cube with snake wrapped around it. Dimensions = 4. Max Length - 7.] Snake(N) = Longest snake that can fit in an n-dimensional hypercube. Snake(N=1, 2, 3โ€ฆ8) = 1, 2, 4, 7, 13, 26, 50, 98. Snake(N>8) = UNSOLVED. [caption] It turns out every scientific field has a key thought experiment that involves putting a cute animal in a weird box for no reason. So far, quantum mechanics and graph theory have found theirs, but most other fields are still working on it.

Comic. A snake slithers around a hypercube. No two non-consecutive parts of its coils can be on adjacent corners. [Three small 4-dimensional hypercubes showing disallowed options with one large cube with snake wrapped around it. Dimensions = 4. Max Length - 7.] Snake(N) = Longest snake that can fit in an n-dimensional hypercube. Snake(N=1, 2, 3โ€ฆ8) = 1, 2, 4, 7, 13, 26, 50, 98. Snake(N>8) = UNSOLVED. [caption] It turns out every scientific field has a key thought experiment that involves putting a cute animal in a weird box for no reason. So far, quantum mechanics and graph theory have found theirs, but most other fields are still working on it.

Snake-in-the-Box Problem

xkcd.com/3125/

08.08.2025 04:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3856    ๐Ÿ” 538    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 51    ๐Ÿ“Œ 27
The Mandelbrot set, rendered using a shader.

The Mandelbrot set, rendered using a shader.

there we go

09.08.2025 08:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I think I'm making progress

09.08.2025 08:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Application has been blocked from accessing Graphics hardware. 

Application Runner.exe as been blocked from accessing Graphics hardware.

Application has been blocked from accessing Graphics hardware. Application Runner.exe as been blocked from accessing Graphics hardware.

something tells me gamemaker doesn't like my shader

09.08.2025 07:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A meme with a bunch of drawings of people with Samus Aran arm cannons with the trans flags that says โ€œRepost this is trans people should have Samus Arm Cannons.โ€

A meme with a bunch of drawings of people with Samus Aran arm cannons with the trans flags that says โ€œRepost this is trans people should have Samus Arm Cannons.โ€

06.08.2025 23:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5804    ๐Ÿ” 3386    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35    ๐Ÿ“Œ 57

Mastercard has reached the stage of desperately trying to gag people for saying bad things about them

WHAT WE'RE DOING IS WORKING

08.08.2025 20:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3394    ๐Ÿ” 1990    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
homestar runner in front of ea anticheat saying "EA AntiCheat has detected an unacceptable configuration."

homestar runner in front of ea anticheat saying "EA AntiCheat has detected an unacceptable configuration."

Wo-ho! Check it out! I'm "unacceptable" and could be tampering!

09.08.2025 03:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 197    ๐Ÿ” 33    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Oh, so they're WORRIED worried

08.08.2025 21:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 348    ๐Ÿ” 129    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gio does this more credit than I could but to sum it up:
-Gio and another creator have been maintaining a free app to read Homestuck, since Flash dying also broke Homestuck
-They get approached for an official collaboration. Gio is like โ€œyeah Iโ€™m down but are you sure HS is fine working with me??โ€

08.08.2025 16:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 238    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i just like making up a little guy and torturing him until he wants to die so he can be free of his torment. that doesnt mean im the little guy. that just means i like torturing people irl

08.08.2025 12:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 336    ๐Ÿ” 43    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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frin #isat

08.08.2025 16:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 266    ๐Ÿ” 68    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, thatโ€™s VERY concerning.

I called and oh man did they not know how to deal with a former teacher / ex customer service rep.

I am used to being yelled at. I have seen the gates of customer service hell and bested the most vicious of demons.

06.08.2025 14:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 103    ๐Ÿ” 41    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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