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@speckledburd.bsky.social

idk I'm just burd Allegedly a medical doctor, observably a weeb Please watch Turn A Gundam.

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slow day at work

13.02.2026 19:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 596    ๐Ÿ” 222    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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tube is worm, butt is legs #p4a2026

14.02.2026 21:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 341    ๐Ÿ” 31    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)

14.02.2026 00:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21576    ๐Ÿ” 5714    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 164    ๐Ÿ“Œ 111
I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018.
How did I do it?

Blacked out lines

CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP.
There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.

I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018. How did I do it? Blacked out lines CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP. There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.

This is blackout poetry to me

14.02.2026 14:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22628    ๐Ÿ” 4661    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 222    ๐Ÿ“Œ 169
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With the release of the second Metal Gear Collection the people will be reminded:

14.02.2026 15:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*Drebin's monkey drinks soda and smokes in the background*

14.02.2026 15:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Tweet from @TheOmegaVirus

Mgs4 boss: *Tries to give Snake a lapdance and dies*
Drebin: "That was Angry Armadillo, she was forced to eat cement as a child"

Tweet from @TheOmegaVirus Mgs4 boss: *Tries to give Snake a lapdance and dies* Drebin: "That was Angry Armadillo, she was forced to eat cement as a child"

With more people getting the opportunity to play Metal Gear Solid 4, it means more people will understand one of my favorite posts online

14.02.2026 05:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10900    ๐Ÿ” 3140    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 87    ๐Ÿ“Œ 34
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FRIDAY THE 13TH AGAIN GARFIE BABY!!!!!!!

FRIDAY THE 13TH AGAIN GARFIE BABY!!!!!!!

13.02.2026 22:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 57    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
14.02.2026 01:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19931    ๐Ÿ” 5321    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 136    ๐Ÿ“Œ 58

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

13.02.2026 05:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17089    ๐Ÿ” 5327    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 162    ๐Ÿ“Œ 351
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i'm crying these badge ribbons are better than i could have imagined

31.10.2025 00:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 461    ๐Ÿ” 165    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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it happened

12.02.2026 23:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3748    ๐Ÿ” 1205    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 39
three foxes on a trail cam with their mouths open towards the sky, a pair of luminescent eyes in the background, and block text stating "Thursday"

three foxes on a trail cam with their mouths open towards the sky, a pair of luminescent eyes in the background, and block text stating "Thursday"

13.02.2026 02:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
28.06.2025 03:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1833    ๐Ÿ” 526    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 75

I can't believe Konami is making video games I thought they had pachinko parlors and health clubs to run

12.02.2026 22:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Castlevania Belmont's Curse coming 2026

12.02.2026 22:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2386    ๐Ÿ” 793    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35    ๐Ÿ“Œ 434
The promo art for Castlevania Belmontโ€™s Curse where the lead character is facing away from the camera

The promo art for Castlevania Belmontโ€™s Curse where the lead character is facing away from the camera

Cursed to have a great dumper

12.02.2026 22:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 245    ๐Ÿ” 36    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

CASTLEVANIA BABYYYYY

12.02.2026 22:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Loved when bad bunny said "god bless the ring" and then named the entire cast of Ehrgeiz

11.02.2026 13:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 335    ๐Ÿ” 68    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Fuck your ChatGPT, if I want to see a caricature of myself I will make the effort to go to the seaside and pay ยฃ15 for a cruel man to give me body dysmorphia like weโ€™ve always done.

11.02.2026 14:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 769    ๐Ÿ” 192    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

#SigmaPosting

10.02.2026 20:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1036    ๐Ÿ” 389    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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a cartoon character wearing sunglasses and saying i am sickened . ALT: a cartoon character wearing sunglasses and saying i am sickened .

Admittedly

10.02.2026 14:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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trying not to laugh out loud at this police siren sound. come on man

10.02.2026 12:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 472    ๐Ÿ” 188    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Katsuhiro Otomo, homenagem a Escher

10.02.2026 10:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 745    ๐Ÿ” 209    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Hey, for some reason we canโ€™t trust that youโ€™re an adult anymore, even though youโ€™ve been using our platform since 2016, so give us your drivers license. Itโ€™s ok we definitely wonโ€™t keep it :)

Actually, you donโ€™t need to, weโ€™ve been spying on you with AI this whole time! Isnโ€™t that nice?

09.02.2026 18:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 893    ๐Ÿ” 271    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

please give us more personal data please please please please cโ€™mon youโ€™re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. weโ€™re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so youโ€™re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro

09.02.2026 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8347    ๐Ÿ” 3557    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

Discord stop shooting yourself in the dick challenge (impossible)

09.02.2026 15:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck off

09.02.2026 15:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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