🅱️oof Macaroni [6’9” 420lbs]

infiltrating the group chats, will stancil really does have more in common with ICE than he does the people protesting them.

will stancil @whstancil.bsky.social i mean i'm gonna get back in even if they don't know it, so it's fine

this sounds like something a rapist would say @whstancil.bsky.social

will stancil doesn't give a fuck about standing rock though, that's the difference

the new york times is a trash rag, only thing it's useful for is letting pets piss and shit on it

whatever it takes, even if it's an all nighter

you know, everyone, I've got a really funny and possibly useful idea and how much are you willing to lean into this communism bit? because I think this could be good.

yeah, will sucks so much

anyway, will stancil is a fucking chump

yeah, i guess i just have to wait until i don't have anything in the freezer. but i don't have a pork shoulder in the freezer!!!!

we're entering a new phase in life where i shouldn't be spending money on a vanity project just because... or something, idk. it's just my job to say "yes ma'am!"

This is a very famous person who didn’t need a single thing from Epstein, and yet reached out just to express his warm thoughts (note this was just after Epstein pleaded guilty to solicitation charges that summer). These guys quit simply seemed to see Epstein as one of their own.

Val Kilmer, 2008: “I expressed interest in visiting you since I know how unpleasant the circumstances are and that people become shy sometimes when they should be reaching out. I hope this is your current email and that you are allowing this to let you
grow. God bless, Val Kilmer”

this was funnier in my head

digital art. a horse being sprayed with a hose. the water is going in their mouth and dripping down. the horse is standing in front of some sort of large tent

horse

'let me tell you about the soul' ~ the guy who runs the rape and torture playground island for the elite

if anyone wants to donate to the "buy max a pork shoulder to smoke" fund i need about $45

i wanted to smoke a pork shoulder this weekend, but i've been informed that it would be unwise to sped money on meat unnecessarily, so i do not have permission to.

emmaline you and i share one brain cell

seal of approval

(i’m doing the bit, i do know why it would ruin someone’s day lol)

well i don’t know why it would ruin anyone’s day, but you’re welcome

SHOCKING FEDERAL COURT MOMENT: DOJ attorney Julie Le, "The system sucks, this job sucks" to Judge Jerry Blackwell who pressed her on why so many court orders are being ignored by ICE/Trump admin. She asked to be held in contempt just so she could get 24 hours of sleep. @FOX9

This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.

“Go to hell,” Jordan Peterson says in response to a picture of a stuffed octopus posted by Greta Thunberg

hmmm.... i'll see what i can do on my lunch break

One for everything. Cloud storage hates to see me coming.

When people talk about how joshi was better back in the day, what they mean is introducing the roster 90s sitcom style

see??

really makes you think