dizzy bizzy

twitter , in the 2020 sense

hell yeah

selfie of me as a clown, highlighted and lit brightly. i'm not amused but i am... covered in face paint, it's true

same selfie of me as a clown, less immediately bright and bold

clowning on it

for once jerry and i have two things in common. maybe three

there are a few right answers

if i asked you to identify for me a beefy specimen on this app, perchance who would you tag

it's okay i'm sorry i love you

it's frustrating to me that les mis, the film from 2012, is not better. sorry

would you like me if i was a worm

me following you on all my alts does NOT equal interest in you. i'm not flirting with you. i'm just following you on all my alts you don't have to follow me back i don't exist im just a worm

pretend i'm strumming an old guitar when i say this,

babies... don't grow up to be baddies
baddies, don't go working so hard

the other sharks better watch out cause i'm chomping at this idea

yeah actually yeah i'm in on this one

this is complimentary

miss piggy lookin ass

bouncing on it groundhoggedly (seeing my shadow, getting scared)

i'd love to tbh this would go great for me

some of you

tag my bsky nemesis 🫶

and that was how i said, i love you

uh, daddy? hello?

say more on this, troy

do i look like my pussy smells good

i say a lot of things about my pussy for someone who does not appreciate their own genitals

remembering the time i was so high on mushrooms i almost posted clock pussy

inclined to post horrible things

i won instagram. i can log off it now

screenshot of instagram search, my grid is exclusively cat videos. mostly orange and fluffy cats, even

my instagram search page immaculate btw

ayyyyyyy let's go

i do not think therefore i deactivate