When I first came to New York and went to screenings, I'd see all these well-dressed, handsome people and I'd think "Oh my God, they must know so much." Then when I'd attach names to them, I'd repeatedly find myself thinking "Oh, that's that schmuck who writes that awful stuff!"

Large Marge was 37.

Celebrating Thanksgiving by being the first human being to grow a wattle

My Thanksgiving abroad story is that the only time I’ve ever puked blood was when we though the guy who deep fried ducks could handle a turkey that someone got from a Wal-Mart in Nanchang

We're each of us alone, to be sure. What can you do but hold your hand out in the dark?

THEM lists Black Flame as one of the best queer novels of 2025!

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Skeksis friend!!

A male Anna’s hummingbird at the door. So nosy! 🤣

Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.

This is who it was:

Duck Amuck

Double King

Scavengers

Quasi at the Quackadero

Really excited to announce that beginning in December, every screening in the Deadlights Theater, a Discord theater curated and moderated by me, with screenings every Wednesday (7pm) and Sunday (1+7pm EST), will begin with a cartoon!

PORN IS ART, PORN IS GOOD, PEOPLE MAKING PORN IS A SIGN OF A HEALTHY SOCIETY

As a Godzilla fan, I think James Bond should just emerge from the sea when he's needed without any explanation of what he's been up to.

Henson credits the character's name based on the personality of a "magnificently rude" restaurant owner and namesake of Oscar's Salt of the Sea which Henson and Stone frequented. Henson's office was on East 67th Street, just around the corner from Oscar's Salt of the Sea on Third Avenue. In the early 1960s, Henson and Stone often had lunch there and observed that the owner, Oscar Karp, dressed in black, looked unkempt, and had a gruff disposition.[1][2]

I want to know more about the man so grouchy he literally inspired Oscar the Grouch

good for you, stupid lake

Thank you, New York City. Together we made history.

Now let’s get to work.

transition2025.com

i wish i saved that post that was like "give Brad Lander a gundam"

Someone please do follow up reporting on the 6000 people who still voted for Eric Adams

I keep thinking about Zohran on some podcast being like “these billionaires are spending more money to defeat me than I would tax them” lmfao

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Tonight I know all my enemies are having a terrible time, which is almost as sweet as winning.

truly perfect that it is after 4pm and it seems like we still don’t know where (or if) Eric Adams—technically still the mayor—voted today

trump to cuomo: they expect one of us in the wreckage, brother

Sam watching helplessly as Frodo starts to identify with Gollum, a weird, transparently insane bald freak in a diaper who eats live birds and mutters about murdering Sam and Frodo all the time, was a mood without a strong modern parallel until people started falling for AI.

Horror Fiction’s It Girl Gretchen Felker-Martin Doesn’t Care if You Like Her The ‘Black Flame’ author talks to Them about queer horror, getting dropped by DC Comics, and the perils of being hyperonline.

Really proud of this profile Samantha Riedel wrote of me in THEM. We talked about BLACK FLAME, DC comics firing me, Palestine, and real-life community as it relates to the internet.

www.them.us/story/gretch...

I know it’s too much to expect them to know their history, but if the American Revolution had a motto, it definitely would not have been “immigrants go home.”

It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”

CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer