Talking Bottom

Time to start stocking up for Christmas.

For all the people asking who I just made up, we DO have some A4 Richie and Eddie art prints AND Lamb and Flag pub menu tea towels availble - DM us if you’re interested and don’t want to leave your Christmas shopping to an Amazon binge on Xmas eve!

Bottom’s halloween episode “Terror” is undoubtedly a classic, but check out what Sean Lock thought of the performances of the three small devils.

SHARE YOUR HALLOWEEN COSTUME PICS. Are you dressing up tonight as a talking Halloween banana? Did you get through a bumper pack of tights last year as a devil who fouled themself? Let’s see!

It’s here. It’s ARRIVED! Remember; just cash, no sweets.

Love this!

We now have some rather snazzy Richie and Eddie artworks available along with the Lamb and Flag tea towels - the art prints are A4 size and £10 each. The tea towels are £20 each or two for £30. P&P to a UK address is £3. Hang them in the toilet. “It took me 15 minutes to paint that!”

The conflicting reviews are in! Thank you Mystic_x and Richard Richard (whoever you are). amzn.eu/d/iBiMnhg

The “A” list!

IT’S BACK! Like a Phoenix from the flames of Sprouts Mexicane, TALKING BOTTOM: A GUIDE TO THE CULT SITCOM is back in print on November 6th and available NOW on Kindle. Jot it on the Christmas list above the empty miniature bottle of Malibu! linktr.ee/talkingbottom

Every tea towel order gets a free bookmark too - you’ll never lose your place in War and Peace again! DM us for details. Chivvy chivvy chivvy!

sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the bollocks they chat a big boost. amzn.eu/d/ikeSNz8

You like the Talking Bottom podcast? Their early work was a little too far from the mic and echoey for my taste. But when series 2 came out in 2019, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole podcast has a clear, crisp sound, and a new

Hi mate, yep can send to the U.S but will check what postage would cost. Can you drop us an email at 11mafekingparade@gmail.com ?

Our Lamb and Flag pub menu tea towel features all Richie and Eddie’s fave foods (all grown, found or foraged), plus a drink selection that may well leave you blind. All at bargain 90’s prices - and it’s approved by Dick Head himself! DM us if you’re after a Christmas pressie for your grate mates.

Ruddy marvellous book news…! Talking Bottom: A Guide to The Cult Sitcom is BACK! linktr.ee/talkingbottom

For some reason I think Rik signed this after Ade.

Ruddy brilliant!

Tonight’s hot topics

Fantastic! Glad the postman unloaded his bulging sack through your flapping letterbox and you got something brrrrrilliant.

Well they spelled the Count wrong, didn’t they?

Where’s that sherry?

Reminder that you’ve got three weeks to make, hire or steal your Halloween costume. And the colour of your tights indicates how many times you’ve shit yourself.

As well as great Christmas presents, adorning man caves and drying teacups, two of our very reasonably priced Lamb and Flag tea towels can be put to proper use in the wild.

We’re down to our last few copies of the book so it’s now only available as part of a Bumper Bottom Bundle of book, 2 Lamb and Flag tea towels and two bookmarks, all for £50 including p&p within the UK. DM us or email at 11mafekingparade@gmail.com the value of these things is sky-rocketing!

Getting down to the last few copies of the book that we have available to sell directly. If you’re after a copy and/or a Lamb and Flag tea towel, DM us or email us at 11mafekingparade@gmail.com All orders get a free Talking Bottom bookmark! Also news on a new publisher soon.

That’s kind of you to offer mate but we will sort it - currently having to register to export the books - beauracratic hoops to jump through, etc. hopefully should have books heading out to the USA backers shortly. Cheers for sticking with us.

Happy anniversary, dreamboats!

Busy day keeping the postman’s sack bulging! Still limited copies of the book and tea towels available - message us for details! 💸

The postman has certainly been busy this week unloading his bulging sack into a lot of flapping letterboxes.