Emmanuel

(This response to a very literal dog I met today from @emmanuelswithus.bsky.social made me laugh SO hard)

His name was Capone

Damn Capone leave some bitches for the people

Hi. I am cute. And nice. And very respectful.

YouTube video by HMHD podcast HMHD - Ep 104 - Onion Blossoms

Please do me a favor and check this out. That's my buddy Eman on vox. This shit rocks. (Timestamped for you at 46:16!)

youtu.be/M5rHVibh5Vo?...

I love that I’ll be forever immortalized on someone’s wall with my phone in Blood Brothers Johnny Whitney face

Post a pic from a different era

Sideburn pre kid era.

It’s unfair that I still break out in my 40s.

Unfair, I tell you.

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I’ve been on a one meal a day diet, drinking meal replacement type shakes throughout the day. Someone brought in McDonalds to the office and oh my god am I going to lose it right now

Cleansing your timeline.

It was at a festival with 4 stages. I was performing at the smallest and hidden stage. I was completely okay with performing in front of no one as my anxiety was high. But people showed up! I guess it’s that Field of Dreams deal: play and they will come.

I played my first solo show in over 10 years. I have been releasing music this past year and am working on doing what i love and putting more effort into my passions. Yesterday, there was about 20 people who came to see me. Which doesn’t sound like a lot, but I don’t have a fan base!

Ah. Okay. One more for good measure.

Oh, did I mention? fuck Jake Paul.

And finally. Fuck Jake Paul.

Fuck Jake Paul.
I hope the 💰 leaves Tyson's great great great grandbabies in good hands.

Fuck Jake Paul
Jake Paul will never be the fighter Mike Tyson was and still is.

Fuck Jake Paul.
Serrano was robbed.

Fuck Jake Paul
The woman's event Serrano Vs Taylor was worth the Netflix subscription.

Fuck Jake Paul.
Millions of bubbles burst tonight seeing the reality that our hero, Iron Mike, is what we didn't want him to be, an old man.

Fuck Jake Paul.
The clips on social media showing Tyson go BEAST mode were probably just the first couple minutes of his training.

Final thoughts and then I'm off the internet for the rest of the night.

Millions of bubbles burst tonight 😞

At least he slapped him at the weigh in

It’s all a scam.

Man, fuck Jake Paul.

BLAAAAHHHHH this reminds me of that Jackass movie 😖😖😖😖

THIS IS MAKING ME WINCE JUST READING IT

My intro

-Emmanuel
-39 I’m a catch
-Single
-older kids
-Central California
-Rocker foo who plays in hardcore bands and writes emo music
-liker of mashups like Biebers Baby and Slipknots Psychosocial
-sock checking foos in Fortnite
-working with justice involved youth to help have better lives

WHY IS THERE AN APP NOW WHEN TWITTER KINDA CAME BACK BUT NOT REALLY UGGGHHH

damn you blue sky. I already have Threads and you are too late :(