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Chromatest J. Pantsmaker

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I'm a guy that does interesting things.

62 Followers  |  83 Following  |  179 Posts  |  Joined: 24.01.2025  |  2.2099

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Ffs

13.09.2025 07:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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So what did I miss on Bluesky?

12.09.2025 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey buddy, that's not how baths work!

12.09.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And that made me think of Steve Buscemi eyes!

12.09.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol, he doesn't.

12.09.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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And that folks is why you don't share a secret that you don't want anybody to know.

If two people know, it's not a secret.

12.09.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No, we ducking fon't.

11.09.2025 07:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Classic fascism

20.08.2025 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 177    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This too

19.08.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2062    πŸ” 740    πŸ’¬ 140    πŸ“Œ 105

Because nobody cared when the president wasn't on the list.... But the guy currently ruining the country is.

19.08.2025 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is so absolutely true.

19.08.2025 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I had a "voluntary police watch", I'd be ditching out the back of every store into a taxi that I called.

Make them fucking work for it.

It would be interesting to see how the police would react. Arrest me for legally living my life just because the Republicans don't like it?
Oh, wait ...

19.08.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Texas state Rep. Nicole Collier on the House floor, with a blanket, pillows and a book

Texas state Rep. Nicole Collier on the House floor, with a blanket, pillows and a book

Texas State Rep. Nicole Collier spent the night on the House floor after refusing to agree β€˜to round-the-clock monitoring by state troopers’ www.keranews.org/texas-news/2...

19.08.2025 12:26 β€” πŸ‘ 14647    πŸ” 4659    πŸ’¬ 972    πŸ“Œ 678

Texas vs. Florida headlining the next UFC fight!

19.08.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You know how i know it's all made up?
The US still has more sanction options to put pressure on Russia after 14 years of war, and especially after the last three.

Why wouldn't we hit them with all of it at the beginning? Why wouldn't we already "cripple their economy"?

Because it's all made up.

19.08.2025 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How do YOU know it's all made up?

There's things out there that just don't make sense to anybody with a little bit of critical thinking skills.

Please share, I'll start:

19.08.2025 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

lol πŸ˜‚

17.08.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 173    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
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Fox News hosts saying Gavin Newsom’s tweets are childish and unbecoming of the governor of the state of California shows that you can lead a horse to water but the joke will still go over their heads.

17.08.2025 12:21 β€” πŸ‘ 9349    πŸ” 1839    πŸ’¬ 347    πŸ“Œ 82
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You can’t assert the former without the latter also being true.

14.08.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 14274    πŸ” 4078    πŸ’¬ 240    πŸ“Œ 149

The real crime is that the guy who coined β€œassault with a deli weapon” is not more famous on here.

14.08.2025 11:27 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, then the agents would have stopped to eat the donuts before chasing him.

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The Declaration of Independence asserts the people's right to alter or abolish a government that becomes destructive of their inalienable rights………..

14.08.2025 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 888    πŸ” 274    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 21
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Video shows Department of Justice official urging Jan. 6 rioters to 'kill' cops The Department of Justice hired a former Jan. 6 defendant who was caught on tape urging rioters to "kill" police. The department calls him a "valued member" of the administration.

And then there's this:
www.npr.org/2025/08/07/n...

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My spouse tells me it's my neurodiversity super power that reveals type errors like the one i just found in this wonderful @scalzi.com novel.
She also tells me the code on the copyright page says this is a third edition.

08.08.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's just fucking evil.

08.08.2025 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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