The Las Vegas Sphere lit up like a beach ball

Don't let it touch the ground! #DEFCON #DEFCON33

Everyone I just attended DefCon then I put a USB-A in the right way on the first try! #WorthIt #Defcon #Defcon33

Reference from last year's DEFCON

Why, in a list of needed safety devices for college students, are condoms not included?

I wonder ifit would resonate with the general public more if it had literally been 30 pieces of silver?

That does depend on how many drinks you've had.

I wonder how he'd respond to a gold trophy that says world's greatest pedophile

Congratulations on inventing trains! Now what if we split the plane up into 4 segments put wheels under each one and give each its own engine and fuel tank, you'd need to quickly train a few passengers to operate some of the segments, what could we call these?

If nextdoor/ring etc weren't absolutely cursed I'd recommend a post there. But those are horrible places

You'd just need a half-assed argument to get him to jump in on his own.

Me: "Scientists CLAIM the inside of active volcanos are hot but you ask how hot they give some vague range not a real number and these people are supposed to be the experts, give me a break."

Dumbass: "I can't say he's lying."

PUSH THE RED BUTTON!!!!!

There are certainly many more variables in review data but I suspect for certain users you could still extract something meaningful. My policy is to never underestimate what can be extracted from large data sets, it's almost always more than I would think

Stub of Wikipedia entry for ingress augmented reality game

I'm not sure if this is meant to be a joke or not. There is an augmented reality game called ingress that predates pokemon go

It's any of the remaining augmented reality games, ingess still exists. Probably also things like Google local guides and even any of the restaurant/store review platform, albeit with lower fidelity

It's the furnace it always is this time of year

If you look hard for a bright side I guess it's that they tell on themselves so quickly

Dracula vibes

My idea was more of a gimmick to scare the people in charge away from AI. Shockingly the people in power never seem to eliminate their own jobs

The most American Americans are the ones who were here before it existed as a country...that's just stupid.

Is this saying there are only 3,040 professional historians? If that's true we need more historians, if not we still need more historians.

Someone needs to weaponize this BS, massage the numbers to make it say the jobs most affected will be managers, director, executives, and anyone with an MBA.

Damn, this reminds me of a sticker idea I had and never made

WOOT!

I played so much Unreal with the Infiltration mod (Unreal's version of Counterstrike for the uninitiated)

Under certain circumstances you can roll some of the funds over to a Roth IRA. Most states have a yearly limit on how much of your contribution can be deducted.

The broad strokes on 529 plans for anyone unfamiliar with them. They provide no break in federal taxes only state, so the details vary greatly based on where you live. Funds are for education but they can be transferred to other people.

Does it give more meaningful metrics beyond "fitness points" that kind of measurement would drive me mad

There is a kids in the hall skit with a very similar premise

WOOT!!!!

Yes
Yes
Probably also yes

I'm now wondering if all stars that have a periodic variance in luminosity are binary stars that we just can't yet confirm