ghost of wade boggs

Stupid Sexy Bryce Eldridge

Stupid Sexy Ned Flanders

White Sox with lots of mini tarps on the field

White Sox grounds crew couldn't get the whole tarp on the field so they had to patch it up with a bunch of smaller tarps

MLB home run record is 10 in a game.

I immediately looked this up to find out how many HR the @sfgiants.com had in their 23-5 game against the Rockies in 2020 and was disappointed to learn they only hit 4!

(3 of them by Alex Dickerson though lol)

Amazing how a team can already have 47283 strikeouts on opening day but the San Francisco giants are doing it

We back, babes @sfgiants.com

!!!!!!!!!

Chrome installer broken for anyone else?

also cis so I’ll defer to other suggestions obviously but just dont mention that your comment is about your child, keep it vague and anonymous and just say you stand with this as a right for healthcare for all Americans and disagree with fascism. doesn’t really have to be any another reason IMO

I tried to give you invites over here for like 3 years how did you finally make it here and I didn’t even know 😂

instead of a verified check mark badge we should just get one if we’ve had to explain Alf to one of our non-extremely-online real life friends

#lovewhereyouworked

💔

Kansas baseball hits record-tying 5 straight homers en route to 29-1 win over Minnesota A red-hot third inning for the Jayhawks led to a giant win and a bit of NCAA history.

Ahahahah. @jaredleeper.bsky.social did you see this? sports.yahoo.com/article/kans...

Not even a little bit, haha. It’s a great school academically!

God I’m SO fucking confused and conflicted by Nancy Mace’s speech. Can someone please genuinely break it down for me?

I’m speechless at this. What a beautiful, brave story to tell. Your voice matters. Please know so many of us are so glad you are here and will protect this space you deserved back then, for you as an adult and do what we can to amplify this.

Wow. Ty for the reply. 1000%. Found my own path because I reported abuse. Can of worms, but if you’re familiar with the Daniel Lavery scandal, was part of the legacy. All of you are very brave and have shaped my adult life. Ty for the follow. Means the world.

(also hi! you’re one of my heroes - reading The Family as a soph at the very evangelical westmont college changed ((saved)) the entire trajectory of my life so)

I would just like to say, my proudest moment to this day is still that as a Colorado constituent I’m blocked by Lauren Bo*bert lol

I know I know. I’m so deep. I’ve had it since 2008 and I worked there in the OG bird days. Something deep in my psyche can’t do it. It hurts every day and feels like everything we worked to build is gone and deleting my account feels like admitting defeat. (This is feelings, not logic). Hurts.

Dammit for spelling beacon wrong!

Hi Jeff, long time follower from the other place days - thank you for being a becon of strength, hope, and tolerance - many of us have followed you for years for your beautiful writing, plus also because of Jeef! #uglydogs Twitter will have your back forever. Fash be damned.

I have both and it’s really bad. I live here for general human interaction, I live there still because a very broken-working-on-in-therapy part of me can’t give up and concede it to THEM but I recognize this is insane so I just straddle the line

My elderly cat Gerald died 6 years ago, but I only just now removed him from my Chewy profile - and they STILL sent me the most thoughtful card that STILL brought me comfort after all this time. #1 company forever. 😭😭😭

Who needs teleportation or a hyper loop when you can have dissociation and a 14 hour drive

I wish we didn’t have to keep telling people that once they’re done with trans people, they’re coming for you next. You should fucking care that trans people are getting hurt all for the crime of existing. You shouldn’t need another fucking reason.

you know better. come to the light.

Attn @jaredleeper.bsky.social

Justice for Brock.

so you dumbfucks don’t want “illegals” and asylum seekers to come here for free and take away our “resources” or services or be given money or help, but if they have iPhones it means they have too much money and aren’t poor enough to deserve asylum … pick a lane

Do you think the hat man is like the wario of the dirt man