(whispers) can I get a vowel

I feel like this is not a you specific lesson for someone working in a LIBRARY

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are at a fast food restaurant, observing an automated self-serve menu stand. Blue: These self-serve fast food ordering things sure are convenient. Green sits back and watches as Blue ticks through the options of his order. Blue: No pickles, no onion… Green: I wonder if it lets me order one with nothing. Blue watches incredulously as Green makes his own order, choosing no ingredients. Green: No pickles, no sauce, no onion, no patty, no bun… Once Green has finished making his order, both foxes jump in fright as an unseen kitchen staff fox yells angrily. Kitchen fox: Who ordered the nothingburger?!

was it going somewhere

@failedawillsave.bsky.social I see you retweeting furry porn on lunch break

THEY REALLY REALLY ARE AND THAT'S WHY IT HAUNTS ME

brothers? ✅️
technically an advice show? ✅️
No guarantee whatsoever they will actually get around to giving any useful advice? ✅️
Bc that isn't really the point? ✅️
a significant percentage of airtime is just their very distinctive laughter? ✅️

For someone who doesn't listen to a lot of either, I sure do think a lot about that post that called the McElroys "millenial Car Talk"

do you think the friday the 13th movies exist in the DC universe

bc if I was a guy named Jason who came back from the dead and ran around in a helmet, I don't know that I'd like those movies very much

or at least I would get Very Tired About It

brutal

RIGHT??? my face actually kinda hurts from how much I've been smiling

vienna teng complimented my outfit AND my name ;;

and I got to tell her a little bit of what her music has meant to me, and it was SUCH an incredible show, and. yeah. a really good night.

mercedes gave a bunch of her friends cash presents and wrote them off on her taxes as donations to queer youth

THERE WAS A FIC ABOUT BYLETH GIVING THE BLUE LIONS SUSPICIOUSLY MODERN FINANCIAL ADVICE

This contextualizes a fic I ran across somewhat

as I get older I can appreciate Dickens's prose more but I still think the man approaches a point like he's afraid it will startle and run away

I've been hovering over the page!

Random take sequitor of the day but I think calling the enclaves in Naomi Novik's Scholomance an allegory for IRL privilege is like saying guys on flying carpets who you can flag down in the street and pay a fare to take you to your destination are an allegory for taxis.

(I don't have a religious or dietary restriction involving eggs but I do have a "no eggs in my fridge" restriction)

anyone got a recipe that uses a fuckton of cocoa powder and not eggs?

Do you need to divide things into thirds regularly?

oh, and arranged marriage for the chaser. trying to get a few of those to line up could be interesting but nothing grabs me

and some high rolls on the sex table, for
- thigh territory
- belts
- supposedly sexy indentured servitude🤬
- business formal (okay, nice there)
- monogamy is not invented (ok that's gonna be interesting with the catholics and puritans?)
- aaaand option 6, MILFs And/Or Lolis

I've got:
- puritan weirdos with contradictory outfits
- sky pirates
- inexplicable USD
- incredibly oppressive adventurer's guild
- all powerful society of pharmacologists (nice)
- scantily clad demons

aaand for the finisher, discount nun catholicism

someone MUST have done a borrowers-inspired basebuilding / exploration / resource-gathering sim game. surely. surely??

like she counts 'em out.

subaru is here for this scene and he spends it staring at her in slightly fearful adoration, btw.

after some persuasion and encouragement they hold a poll, agree they all fucking HATE the guy and they're gonna help depose him, and Emilia proceeds to body him with an entire glacier, tells him "consider that divorce papers," and proceeds to punch him in the face once for each of his wives.

she tries to connect with them and the spokeswoman says, "How can you try and make us human again when being his helpless dolls is the only way we can keep ourselves alive?"

that's approximate from memory but "make us human" and "dolls" are both the actual words used

if you googled this series, looked at the cover art and/or fanart, and went "I think Ember is out of her gourd": the main female lead spends the most recent season unionizing a villain's harem.

re zero is fun because it looks like a prettily animated type one and then there's a panel 3 that says "UPDATE: the slave catgirls killed me in my sleep for obvious reasons, as is their right"

(there aren't actual slaves, Subaru is In Need Of A Character Arc but he's never THAT bad)

"that's an EXTREMELY specific take" wait till you get to my jason todd 🤝 aerith gainsborough argument