Moss Bastille

Just ambient background sounds, music etc. I’m thinking of the lofi girl

at this point taylor swift is the airport paperback of pop music. take a break, james patterson

petition to start calling ai generated p*rn “fake nudes”

quick psa that you should never give a man a compliment unless you’re fully prepared to adopt him

you ever talk to someone and just know they didn’t suffer enough in high school

“you look rich” (insult)

*Overheard in Brooklyn*
“Yeah I’m a pacifist…I’ll pass this fist.”

citrus is a scam. look me in the eye and tell me you can taste the difference between tangerine and pomelo flavor seltzer

A crude drawing by reddit user MetalGearTom of Anne Shirley from Anne of Green Gables breaking a chalk slate over the head of Frieza from Dragonball Z

Wonderful things are happening in the Anne of Green Gables subreddit

just curious, when did the men on TikTok start dressing like my grandfather. why do they all have his shoes

New Yorkers aren’t rude, you’re blocking the entire sidewalk

just thinking about how gay birding is. like the colorful ones are usually male so if ur a dude you have to add “no homo” every time you see a bluebird

as a new englander living in nyc, I feel obligated to defend the red sox—not because I give a sh*t about sports but I LOVE a feud

hey remember when lana del rey hexed trump in 2016…can someone tell her to do it again, i don’t think it took

Google is ready to work on AI weapons now The company’s promise to avoid building AI applications that cause harm has been deleted

I wrote about Google unveiling its 'responsible AI progress report' by quietly deleting the part of its AI principles where it promised not to work on weapons www.platformer.news/google-ai-pr...

can you believe the republicans are building amusement parks for children out of broken glass—oh wait nvm, I think I dreamed that. but it’s getting harder to tell, isn’t it

overheard a kid on the street who had clearly just learned about platypuses…idk the last time I felt the pure excitement of discovering egg-laying mammals for the first time

“Neighbor With Baby Below” “Neighbor With Baby Next Door” “Thin Walls,” and just like that I take the lead in New York apartment bingo