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Ooch ah ow that cookie sheet is still hot! He/Him himbo scamp-type goblin boy Wisconsin Poster Hard Techno, Gaming, DJing, model painting, cooking, hiking, and history. Unfortunate political junkie I do professional beuracracy for work

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If you did your art as tattoos I would kill for one on me.

Maybe you learn to tattoo and see who you can get to practice on you ๐Ÿ˜…

09.02.2026 23:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

โ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ

09.02.2026 21:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9070    ๐Ÿ” 4777    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 539    ๐Ÿ“Œ 338

Oh I love the stupid little plushy he's too cute

09.02.2026 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is literally going to strongarm every queer user into giving info after they declared every single lgbtq+ server to be "adult servers" years ago.

so now it's literally give us your info or lose access to your communities and resources.

fuck you discord.

09.02.2026 15:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1670    ๐Ÿ” 711    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

I also want to figure out an exit plan. My beautiful collection of nice Midwest gamer boys must persist as painlessly as possible.

09.02.2026 18:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A drawing of a large mechanized knight with a halberd in hand looking off into the distance. Beside him is a small squire wearing a gas mask, backpack, hood and large jacket, holding a machine gun.

The knight has thick tank like armor and pouches on his waist and stowage on his back including a shovel.

A drawing of a large mechanized knight with a halberd in hand looking off into the distance. Beside him is a small squire wearing a gas mask, backpack, hood and large jacket, holding a machine gun. The knight has thick tank like armor and pouches on his waist and stowage on his back including a shovel.

"HARK, squire! Lay down thy cover fire as I rush yonder fortification."

more art I never posted here!
#rkgk #grimdark #OC #sketch #art

09.02.2026 12:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 304    ๐Ÿ” 75    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my madness is my divine spark and i must feed it beautiful and ridiculous things

09.02.2026 15:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly if it was set up with the proper framing I think it'd do numbers. There was something called SaltyBet on twitch for a while that let people bet on CPU fighting game matches with fake money and it was pretty fun to watch and partake in

08.02.2026 21:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My favorite novelty purse I've run into looked like a rotary phone that had a real 3.5 jack connection to a receiver that sat atop it. You could plug your cellphone into the jack where it sat in your purse and then pick up the receiver and answer it like a landline.

08.02.2026 21:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

These colors run

08.02.2026 21:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Image showing details for a giveaway of Aseprite, a pixel art software. To join, like the post, comment "pixel" and follow me. Winner chosen on 2/15/26

Image showing details for a giveaway of Aseprite, a pixel art software. To join, like the post, comment "pixel" and follow me. Winner chosen on 2/15/26

In an effort to fight back against AI, I will be giving away a free copy of @aseprite.org to help support artwork made by humans๐Ÿ’œ

How to participate:
-Like this post
-Comment "pixel"
-Follow me

Please repost to spread the word! ๐Ÿ™

Winner randomly chosen on 2/15/26!

07.02.2026 13:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 153    ๐Ÿ” 75    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 58    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
Just a quick update from the Twin Cities. (Please forgive the unsolicited message). THINGS ARE NOT BETTER IN MINNEAPOLIS. The media is mostly moving on, Trump is focused on other stuff, BUT NOTHING HAS CHANGED ON THE GROUND. More than 2,000 DHS thugs continue to roam the streets, abducting people 24/7, assaulting legal observers with impunity, and routinely denying 1st, 4th, and 5th amendment rights. Drones and helicopters are overhead every day. Hundreds and hundreds of terrified families have not left their homes since mid-December ... relying on the community to bring them food and help with rent and other necessities. (Those people are NOT violent drug cartel sex offending murderers, as DHS would tell you. Most are legal residents or citizens.)  If anything, things have just become more stressful and intractable (think trench warfare as a suitable metaphor): The resistance is better organized and numerous, but DHS has become more clever and better at disguise... and the county sheriff's office is increasingly supporting them . Do not let anyone tell you that Homans (the new person in charge of the occupation) is making anything better. Do not let anyone tell you that 700 ICE agents leaving the city has made much of a difference; the remaining force (again, ~2,000) is still larger than the entire city's police force (which is legally unable to do anything). Please call your congressional reps ... especially if there is any chance the administration might listen to them.

Just a quick update from the Twin Cities. (Please forgive the unsolicited message). THINGS ARE NOT BETTER IN MINNEAPOLIS. The media is mostly moving on, Trump is focused on other stuff, BUT NOTHING HAS CHANGED ON THE GROUND. More than 2,000 DHS thugs continue to roam the streets, abducting people 24/7, assaulting legal observers with impunity, and routinely denying 1st, 4th, and 5th amendment rights. Drones and helicopters are overhead every day. Hundreds and hundreds of terrified families have not left their homes since mid-December ... relying on the community to bring them food and help with rent and other necessities. (Those people are NOT violent drug cartel sex offending murderers, as DHS would tell you. Most are legal residents or citizens.) If anything, things have just become more stressful and intractable (think trench warfare as a suitable metaphor): The resistance is better organized and numerous, but DHS has become more clever and better at disguise... and the county sheriff's office is increasingly supporting them . Do not let anyone tell you that Homans (the new person in charge of the occupation) is making anything better. Do not let anyone tell you that 700 ICE agents leaving the city has made much of a difference; the remaining force (again, ~2,000) is still larger than the entire city's police force (which is legally unable to do anything). Please call your congressional reps ... especially if there is any chance the administration might listen to them.

A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:

08.02.2026 05:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14844    ๐Ÿ” 8392    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 156    ๐Ÿ“Œ 306

The cycle begins anew

08.02.2026 16:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Someone painting their nails

Someone painting their nails

Someone painting a Warhammer Space Marine

Someone painting a Warhammer Space Marine

For whoever needs to hear it? These are transferable skills.

20.04.2025 19:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10357    ๐Ÿ” 1893    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 179    ๐Ÿ“Œ 146

I rarely do this, but Iโ€™m hoping I maybe have enough of a following here that someone can help: I need to get in contact with Donkey Kong. Itโ€™s urgent

06.02.2026 19:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3640    ๐Ÿ” 665    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 140    ๐Ÿ“Œ 24

oh i would love to read this, been doing more doodling lately and have been wanting to push myself

06.02.2026 19:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He walked so I could say habibi

05.02.2026 14:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If Jeff Bezos could afford to spend $75 million on the Melania movie & $500 million for a yacht to sail off to his $55 million wedding to give his wife a $5 million ring, please don't tell me he needed to fire one-third of the Washington Post staff.

Democracy dies in oligarchy.

05.02.2026 00:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 52266    ๐Ÿ” 14598    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1194    ๐Ÿ“Œ 559
The duo LMFAO's entire discography

The duo LMFAO's entire discography

Genuinely the funniest discography in human history

05.02.2026 01:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Swarm of Righteous Teens
Huge swarm of Tiny humanoids, chaotic good

Skills Intimidation +8, Perception +7
Damage Resistances poison, psychic
Condition Immunities charmed, frightened, incapacitated
Senses passive Perception 17

Swarm. The swarm can occupy another creatureโ€™s space. Upon doing so, the creature must succeed on a DC 10 Strength Saving Throw or become Grappled and Prone. The creature can attempt to escape the grapple using an action on its turn.

Actions
Pummel. Melee Weapon Attack: +1 to hit, reach 0 ft., one target. Hit: 3 (1d8 - 1) bludgeoning damage.

Swarm of Righteous Teens Huge swarm of Tiny humanoids, chaotic good Skills Intimidation +8, Perception +7 Damage Resistances poison, psychic Condition Immunities charmed, frightened, incapacitated Senses passive Perception 17 Swarm. The swarm can occupy another creatureโ€™s space. Upon doing so, the creature must succeed on a DC 10 Strength Saving Throw or become Grappled and Prone. The creature can attempt to escape the grapple using an action on its turn. Actions Pummel. Melee Weapon Attack: +1 to hit, reach 0 ft., one target. Hit: 3 (1d8 - 1) bludgeoning damage.

i decided they needed a statblock

04.02.2026 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 716    ๐Ÿ” 144    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

Love sewage backing up out of my basement drain and my landlord simply ignoring his phone and email

04.02.2026 22:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They loathe having to do anything the same way as their perceived lessers and want to maintain a system which allows them to have a "guy" economy.

They want power that flows exclusively from their personal relationships that only they have and that they control access to

03.02.2026 20:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hell yeah it is, my great aunt was one of the original owners of The Hat. Sold long ago but a favorite bit of my family lore

03.02.2026 18:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jesus, China really is in their century of prosperity

03.02.2026 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Press statement From Islip Forward:

At approximately 9:30 a.m. this morning, federal agents were documented using infrastructure located on the property of the Central Islip Fire Department Station 2, at 110 Wheeler Road-without prior authorization to be on or use that space.

When a volunteer with Islip Forward approached to document the activity, federal agents threatened the volunteer with arrest for alleged trespassing, despite the agents themselves operating in an area where no prior permission had been granted.

Immediately following this interaction, the Central Islip Fire Department took swift action to protect its property and the public. Temporary restrictions were implemented, including closing the gate to the area being used and preventing external access.

The use of municipal fire department property for federal enforcement activityโ€”without authorization-and the subsequent threat directed at a community volunteer raise serious concerns about transparency, overreach, and respect for local institutions.
We are deeply grateful to the volunteer firefighters of the Central Islip Fire Department for their decisive and responsible response.

Press statement From Islip Forward: At approximately 9:30 a.m. this morning, federal agents were documented using infrastructure located on the property of the Central Islip Fire Department Station 2, at 110 Wheeler Road-without prior authorization to be on or use that space. When a volunteer with Islip Forward approached to document the activity, federal agents threatened the volunteer with arrest for alleged trespassing, despite the agents themselves operating in an area where no prior permission had been granted. Immediately following this interaction, the Central Islip Fire Department took swift action to protect its property and the public. Temporary restrictions were implemented, including closing the gate to the area being used and preventing external access. The use of municipal fire department property for federal enforcement activityโ€”without authorization-and the subsequent threat directed at a community volunteer raise serious concerns about transparency, overreach, and respect for local institutions. We are deeply grateful to the volunteer firefighters of the Central Islip Fire Department for their decisive and responsible response.

ICE was stealing equipment from the Islip Long Island fire department and a Islip Forward member documented it. ICE tried to arrest the community member but the firemen said โ€œI donโ€™t think soโ€ www.islipforward.org

02.02.2026 17:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10192    ๐Ÿ” 3428    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 101    ๐Ÿ“Œ 222

so right king.
i havent been wearing all my baubles lately and i miss them

02.02.2026 20:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FACT: you should be sappier with your friends and loved ones. there is no reason not to be.

03.11.2025 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3121    ๐Ÿ” 828    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 83    ๐Ÿ“Œ 64

Ah i missed that part, I'm terrible at actor names.

His arc was really something, his musical number somehow felt natural and true to character, and having someone so gentle and yet powerful in his own right out there thriving in the apocalypse was a really beautiful choice

02.02.2026 16:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought Bone Temple was slightly less gripping than the first 28 years film, but I also think they were different stories.

The first was more of an epic journey culminating in exploration of grief and the second was more of a personal tale of trauma and rediscovery of hope.

Love me 28 films

02.02.2026 16:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i will never forgive the techbros for ruining computer
computer was the only thing i liked

06.09.2025 14:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2670    ๐Ÿ” 824    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 24

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